Sunday, January 20, 2013
Saturday, January 19, 2013
SELF PROMOTION SATURDAY #1
Seemingly the summer fun
starts here. It’s funny to think about June with snow in the garden.
I couldn’t find a decent song
about June. Would you settle for May? Click here
The secret word is Monolith
SELF PROMOTION SATURDAY #2
People seem
to be writing nice things about me. I stumbled across this on an old io9
“For a speculative fiction
ride of sex, drugs, and rock&roll that's less experimental (ahem, easier to
read), I prefer Mick Farren, singer of the proto-punk band The Deviants, White Panther Party
member, and Elvis scholar. Out of print, but well worth the hunt, are his
multiverse romps in The DNA Cowboys Trilogy and Necrom, some truly weird fun shit. The dimension-tripping
demon Yancey Slide from those adventures also turns up in the more recent Kindling and Conflagration He also wrote the Victor Renquist novels, a series of vampire novels
that aren't totally lame. 2002's Underland has the CIA, vampires, and Nazis duking it out with flying saucers in
the Hollow Earth beneath Antarctica. Yeah. Hell, just track down anything you
can by Mick Farren.”
While this was on
Disinformation (and I was alerted to it by our good pal Rich Dana of
Obsolete.)
“Truthfully, I wasn’t even
totally stoked on Illuminatus. Kind of thought it was structured almost
intentionally lazily which gave him (and Robert Shea) the ability to write down
whatever thoughts happened to pop into their heads while they were stoned with
zero regard for structure. Because of that I would actually recommend the much
more underrated DNA
Cowboys Trilogy by Mick Farren if you’re into this sort of epic
mindfuckery. Mick Farren is crazy under-appreciated, just saying.”
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SELF PROMOTION SATURDAY #3
If you want
to make me feel more appreciated you could always buy on of these.
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in the US
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in the UK
ONE WAY TO BEAT THE CCTV
I found
this on one of the more aggressive mail order operations that hit my inbox.
“This military soldier
skull face mask offers full face coverage. Eco-friendly, odor-free, and
poison-free ABS construction ensures that you can wear it safely and
comfortably. The mesh covered eye holes provide good eye coverage while
offering great, fog-proof visibility. Foam padding accents, an adjustable
elastic strap, and durable but lightweight construction ensure a good,
comfortable fit. “
IT MAY NOT CURE THE FLU BUT IT SURE IMPROVES THE EXPERIENCE
It’s
amazing what you find on the interwebs.although Maker's Mark isn't my favourite bourbon.
“A small-batch ice-cream company claims to have scooped up a
cure for the worst epidemic in years — a bold new flavor called “Influenza
Sorbet.” The virus-soothing treat — made by Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams — blends
Maker’s Mark bourbon, lemon and cayenne pepper to mimic an old family flu
remedy. The dessert, which sells for $12 a pint, includes ginger and honey.
Owner Jeni Britton Bauer, who operates Manhattan ice-cream trucks, says it
eases sore throats and clears up nasal passages.”
DON’T YOU MISS THE 20TH CENTURY?
This is Barbara Markay. Her 1980 disco single was “Give Your Dick To Me”. It was not a hit.
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
KNOW THY FOE
This woman
is among the righteous, activist, theocrat, Jesus-wants-me-for-sunbeam defenders
of Christian values. But she also pimps out her daughter for prostitution and
kiddie porn. I lifted this tasteless true tale from Dangerous Minds in order to
pose the question – “Is there any way of stopping these swine from polluting
the planet short of rounding them up and killing them?"
“Take a good look at the face of Lisa Biron, a New Hampshire
attorney who provides pro bono legal work for the anti-LGBT Christian group,
the Alliance Defense Fund, a coalition of Christian lawyers. Fighting gay
rights and woman’s reproductive rights are the main focus of the group’s
litigation.
Biron has been found guilty—it took a jury just one hour to
convict her—on eight felony charges involving child endangerment and producing
child pornography. Via WMUR:
“A Manchester lawyer has been found guilty of exploiting a
14-year-old girl to produce child pornography, The Associated Press reported.
Lisa Biron, 43, was accused of videotaping the girl having sex with two men.
Biron faced eight federal indictments on charges of child sexual exploitation,
transporting a child across state lines to produce child pornography and
possession of child pornography, and was convicted on all of them after the
jury deliberated for less than an hour. The trial began Wednesday, with
prosecutors calling to the stand two men who said Biron videotaped them having
sex with the 14-year-old. The final witness for the prosecution was an FBI
agent who specializes in computer forensics. He testified that he retrieved
pornographic images from a computer that had Biron listed as the owner. He said
a confiscated iPhone also had a sexually explicit video involving the girl.”
According to the Joe.My.God blog, as Biron
was being led away post-sentencing, she was overheard speaking to her father
and blaming her 14-year-old victim, saying that “she had a part in this”
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“YOU EXPECT A BLOWJOB AFTER THE SHIT YOU PULLED?
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Sunday, January 13, 2013
SUNDAY BREAKFAST
Did you
ever have one of those lost and out-of-focus mornings when you wish it was
still Saturday night? Or have we put all that behind us?
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The secret
word is Dissolute
BUT LITTLE TOMMY WILL SAVE US ALL
This will
probably get me on some Scientology shitlist.
“Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens — not on the big
screen but in real life.
His day job as an actor pales next to the billion-year contract of service he signed with the
Church of Scientology, according to a bombshell new book, “Going Clear:
Scientology, Hollywood & The Prison of Belief.” New Yorker writer Lawrence
Wright details Cruise’s demigod status within the church, as well as the
group’s ultimate purpose — protect humanity from aliens living in our bodies,
who are bent on destroying us and ultimately the planet. Cruise was introduced
to the religion when he was 23 years old by his then-girlfriend, actress Mimi
Rogers. Seven years his senior, Rogers was an avowed member of Scientology;
they married in 1987. Cruise was quickly intrigued, but he kept his initial
participation low-profile. He began undergoing “auditing” — a process in which
church members are queried about every aspect of their lives — under his given name,
Thomas Mapother IV. It took several years for church leaders to realize that
for all of their celebrity acolytes — including John Travolta, Priscilla
Presley, Kirstie Alley, Kelly Preston and Sonny Bono — they had a true
superstar at their disposal.
Cruise would later come to believe that in the hierarchy of
Scientology, he was No. 3, behind only the founder, the late L. Ron Hubbard
(known as LRH) and No. 2 David Miscavige, who goes by COB, for Chairman of the
Board of the Religious Technology Center.” Click here for more (although it is from
the NY Post.)
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THE FROZDICK FAMILY
Lois Lane
Frozdick, despite her height, was warmly welcomed to the Galactic Sisterhood.
Thursday, January 10, 2013
GODDAMN IT TO HELL!
I am still
numb from the news about my old friend Wilko Johnson. What is there to say
except…except…keep driving that plane.
THE LUNATICS BUILT THE ASYLUM
Did you
ever wonder why the ultra-rich and mega-powerful are such unmitigated swine? Kevin Dutton attempts to explain in Scientific
American, in a story titled "What Psychopaths Teach Us About How to
Succeed"
"Traits that are common
among psychopathic serial killers -- a grandiose sense of self-worth,
persuasiveness, superficial charm, ruthlessness, lack of remorse and the
manipulation of others -- are also shared by politicians and world leaders.
Individuals, in other words, running not from the police. But for office. Such
a profile allows those who present with these traits to do what they like when
they like, completely unfazed by the social, moral or legal consequences of
their actions. ...
"If you are violent and
cunning, like the real-life "Hannibal Lecter" Robert Maudsley, you
might take a fellow inmate hostage, smash his skull in and sample his brains
with a spoon as nonchalantly as if you were downing a soft-boiled egg.
(Maudsley, by the way, has been cooped up in solitary confinement for the past
30 years, in a bulletproof cage in the basement of Wakefield Prison in
England.)
"Or if you are a
brilliant neurosurgeon, ruthlessly cool and focused under pressure, you might,
like the man I'll call Dr. Geraghty, try your luck on a completely different
playing field: at the remote outposts of 21st-century medicine, where risk
blows in on 100-mile-per-hour winds and the oxygen of deliberation is thin. 'I
have no compassion for those whom I operate on,' he told me. 'That is a luxury
I simply cannot afford. In the theater I am reborn: as a cold, heartless
machine, totally at one with scalpel, drill and saw. When you're cutting loose
and cheating death high above the snowline of the brain, feelings aren't fit
for purpose. Emotion is entropy -- and seriously bad for business. I've hunted
it down to extinction over the years.' ...
"Psychopaths are
fearless, confident, charismatic, ruthless and focused. Yet, contrary to
popular belief, they are not necessarily violent. Far from its being an
open-and-shut case -- you're either a psychopath or you're not -- there are,
instead, inner and outer zones of the disorder: a bit like the fare zones on a
subway map. There is a spectrum of psychopathy along which each of us has our
place. ...
"[In a test designated as Case 1, subjects were told
they could save five lives, but to do so they had to flip a switch that would
kill one person. In Case 2, they could also save five lives, but they could
only do so by pushing another person to his death.] Just like most normal
members of the population, psychopaths make pretty short work of the dilemma
presented in Case 1. Yet -- and this is where the plot thickens -- quite unlike
normal people [who have difficulty with Case 2 because it is more personal],
they also make pretty short work of Case 2. Psychopaths, without batting an
eye, are perfectly happy to [push that person to his death].
"To compound matters further, this difference in
behavior is mirrored, rather distinctly, in the brain. The pattern of neural
activation in both psychopaths and normal people is well matched on the
presentation of impersonal moral dilemmas -- but dramatically diverges when
things get a bit more personal.
"Imagine that I were to pop you into a functional MRI
machine and then present you with the two dilemmas. What would I observe as you
went about negotiating their moral minefields? Just around the time that the
nature of the dilemma crossed the border from impersonal to personal, I would
see your amygdala and related brain circuits -- your medial orbitofrontal
cortex, for example -- light up like a pinball machine. I would witness the
moment, in other words, that emotion puts its money in the slot. But in a
psychopath, I would see only darkness. The cavernous neural casino would be
boarded up and derelict -- the crossing from impersonal to personal would pass
without any incident. ...
" 'Intellectual ability on its own is just an elegant
way of finishing second,' one successful CEO told me. 'Remember, they don't
call it a greasy pole for nothing. The road to the top is hard. But it's easier
to climb if you lever yourself up on others. Easier still if they think
something's in it for them.'
"Jon Moulton, one of London's most successful venture
capitalists, agrees. In a recent interview with the Financial Times,
he lists determination, curiosity and insensitivity as his three most valuable
character traits.
"No prizes for guessing the first two. But
insensitivity? The great thing about insensitivity, Moulton explains, is that
'it lets you sleep when others can't.' "
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The secret word is Impasse
Tuesday, January 08, 2013
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ELVIS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Did you
notice I was gone? Were you irked by my absence? I figured after the bloody
Maya let us down and the planet went on tediously turning, and at time when the
solstice Saturnalia of alcohol, tryptophan and figgy pudding was rolling, I may as well
low and play with my toys. But now it’s Elvis’ birthday, a long-time post-Yule
call to arms, and thus it’s time to rise up and return to my well-worn personal trench.
In this instance, I will to turn you over to Keith Richards and his fanboy
Presley assessment. Click here
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for “I’m Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone” (referenced by Keith in his comments.)
The secret
number is 78
NOW CAN I WORRY?
In October
1979, a moment in history was created when the reactor accident and potential
meltdown at The Mile Island finally broke Alfred E. Neuman’s cool, clueless,
what-me-worry exterior.
Monday, December 31, 2012
TWO THOUSAND AND…
Another
year for me and you? And what will this number-tainted twelve month serve up on
its mystery platter. Regular readers will be aware that – like, Stephen King –
I’m a screaming triskaidekaphobe so my expectations are not too fucking lofty
for the upcoming. But poor numerology is no excuse for not continuing the good
fight while our strength holds. I also picked up this interweb tidbit...
“The number 13 has been a
magical number since the Ancient Egyptians first depicted the Ladder to Eternal
Life. They believed that there were twelve steps on the ladder to eternal life
and knowledge and to take the thirteenth step meant going through death into
everlasting life. Thirteen, for the Egyptians, was associated with
immortality.”
On the other hand, thirteen steps traditionally led to the gallows in old time western movies.
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The secret
word is Annual
Jerry
Anderson – RIP
Fontella
Bass – RIP
BOB'S BOOT HEELS WANDER
But note
the stiff little index fingers. Then click here for seven fine minutes of Ma.
(The image was provided by UK Steve)
Friday, December 21, 2012
GRATUITOUS WAITING FOR THE END
I really don't buy this New York math that the b'ak'tun ran out at at 11.11am, and the party is at 8.00 pm UPSTAIRS AT THE CAROLINE OF BRUNSWICK, 39 Ditchling Road, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 4SB, 01273 624 434
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The secret
word is Tomorrow
Thursday, December 20, 2012
SO IT’S GOTTA BE TRUE
Even at the end of the world you can count of the NY Post.
Under the banner…
NYERS WHO BELIEVE IN
MAYAN APOCALYPSE SEARCH FOR SEX BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS…they regale us
of the following.
"All the horny hubbub has been caused by a doomsday
prediction made by the ancient Mayan calendar, which predicts the world will
end on Dec. 21, 2012, at 11:11 a.m.
While some people around the world are arming themselves and
digging into bunkers, many New Yorkers are simply hoping for a hot time. “I
will be looking for an end-of-the-world hook-up,” Dennis Cintron, 29, a Lower
East Side bartender, told The Post. “If you’re going to go out, go out with a
bang.” Click here for more.
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That secret word is Climax
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
LOSNG TIME ON HIGHWAY 5
Hanukkah has already past and the Solstice, Yule, Xmas, Kwanza,
Festivus, Saturnalia, and all the other celebrations of the returning of the
light bear down on us fast and – in this dismal, dubious, and maybe even
dangerous year – we also have the Maya-inspired possibility that there won’t
even be a 2013. (Triskaidekaphobes may be relieved.) So on Friday we party (scroll down for
details) and in the meantime I could hardly resist posting this weirdass tale from
HCB.
“Two young men whose duties cause them to travel National
Route No. 5 on a regular basis between the communities of Catriló and Santa
Rosa reported feeling "disoriented" during the trip on three separate
occasions. After several minutes had elapsed, they noticed that they continued
the trip without any further incident, but without any recollection of the
distance they had already covered. This occurred to them on three separate
instances and at different times, both noon and sunset, without any apparent
explanation. Joel, one of the protagonists of the strange story, told CEUFO
that they were chatting normally at one point and suddenly became disoriented,
having no idea of what happened to them, but upon reacting, they realized they
had covered several kilometers without any memory of doing so. The stretch of
road where this alleged incident occurred is a segment of some 35 kilometers
between the towns of Lonquimay and Anguil.
A similar incident befell a driver some ten years ago in the
vicinity of Lonquimay. He stopped at a service station to ask "where he
was" as he had no idea how he'd gotten there, although he had envisioned
driving along that road. The driver continued his journey in the area in
question, feeling disoriented once again. He reached the locality of Toay
without knowing how he'd accomplished the trip. The event became widely known
and a source of discussion among residents of Lonquimay and its environs, but
was not picked up by the media. For this reason, the Centro de Estudios OVNI
issued a communiqué aimed at "people driving along National Route No. 5,
specifically the segment between the localities of Lonquimay and Anguil, and
who may have sensed time anomalies, should please report it immediately to
CEUFO, as we have received reports of three cases at different times and days
within the past month."
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The secret
word is Membrane
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