AND NOW THIS GUY IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF MINNESOTA
Launching his campaign on Friday the 13th, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, – who claims he is a vampire and avowed Satanist – is running for Governor of Minnesota. Absurd? The good people of the state did elect pro-wrestler Jesse "The Body" Ventura, and, of course, we do have a alleged chimp in the White House. But as one who has more than dabbled in the vampire business, I confess I find Sharkey a tad gauche, but what can you do? For more on the undead platform...
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