AND NOW THIS GUY IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF MINNESOTA
Launching his campaign on Friday the 13th, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, – who claims he is a vampire and avowed Satanist – is running for Governor of Minnesota. Absurd? The good people of the state did elect pro-wrestler Jesse "The Body" Ventura, and, of course, we do have a alleged chimp in the White House. But as one who has more than dabbled in the vampire business, I confess I find Sharkey a tad gauche, but what can you do? For more on the undead platform...
http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html
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2 comments:
Well he sounds like a reasonable enough chap until he gets to the topic of impalement for all drug dealers... isn't that a bit strong for pot providers who are only doing a good public service?
I have that same throw he's wearing but in green :)
Self-appointed faux-nosferatu are simply not to be trusted.
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