Thursday, December 25, 2008

HAVE THE ULTIMATE YULE, MY FRIENDS



"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa." -- Bart Simpson

(Image and quote suppied by Valerie)

The secret word is Fruitcake

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Go cat go!

Anonymous said...

Oh man, Elvis' recording of "Blue Christmas" is second to none (although the Porky Pig version of same kicks some serious ass).

Merry Holiday involving a Red-Suited Mythical DemiGod to you, Senor Mick, and all of the Farrenites!

Benjamin Owens said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_controversy

I personally feel that the reason for the season is simple... the weather sucks & everything is inhospitable enough without people being mean to each other & so we all try to shut the fuck up for a while & grit our teeth while smiling to avoid the blood setting all damned winter in the fucking snow & making one hell of a mess come the thaw. Other than that, our celebrations are just an excuse for hedonistic gratifications of the self & nothing much else.

Meanwhile, the duality of Pope Benedict XVI has him calling for peace in the middle east out one side of his mouth & muttering about homosexuality being as dangerous to humanity as global warming from the other...

I'm having a hard time of thinking that this existence makes any for of actual sense.

Benjamin Owens said...

err... ***form of actual sense***, further supporting my point with bad spelling!

Gerin said...

Nice said! You see, here Ratzinger & his lower kronnies are occupied in taking back to their possession countless square miles of good agriculture land, the old (nationalized) castles that were used until now as hospitals. In the meantime they strongly support stinky vampires like Opus Dei, our war criminals...and similar shi...(pardon, its Christmas!)