In response to the yesterday’s post from Munz, Faux Smoke sent the following controversial thesis that Jesus Christ may also have been a stoner. (Which will, I hope, seriously annoy the born-again.)
"The ancient recipe for this anointing oil, recorded in the Old Testament book of Exodus (30: 22-23) included over nine pounds of flowering cannabis tops, Hebrew "kaneh-bosm", extracted into a hind (about 6.5 litres) of olive oil, along with a variety of other herbs and spices. The ancient chosen ones were literally drenched in this potent cannabis holy oil." (Click for the whole story.)
The secret words are Stoned Immaculate
"The ancient recipe for this anointing oil, recorded in the Old Testament book of Exodus (30: 22-23) included over nine pounds of flowering cannabis tops, Hebrew "kaneh-bosm", extracted into a hind (about 6.5 litres) of olive oil, along with a variety of other herbs and spices. The ancient chosen ones were literally drenched in this potent cannabis holy oil." (Click for the whole story.)
The secret words are Stoned Immaculate
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8 comments:
And we think rolling doobs are new? It's been on the planet longer than us. Must be the plant life that morphed into more of God's Creatures,and who are God's Creatures,but those musicians.
He he he.
Unfortunately, most of those other biblical stoners were too busy digging big rocks out of the ground to crush offenders with.
Nice to think of JC getting high on Calvary, though.
This cheered me up no end.
Always look on the bright side of life?
Scholarly reference: "And they brought him to the place called Gol'gotha (which means the place of a skull). And they offered him wine mingled with myrrh; but he did not take it."
—Mark 15:22-23
And weren't those biblical stoners supposedly digging up big rocks to build pyramids?
Ha!
Smoking pyramids. Nice! That one almost slipped past me. Over here, we just call them 'cones'. The finer origami of combustible construction has always eluded me...
How to Avoid Typical Female Roles
1# Joint Rolling
"Atishoo"
(Shit, sorry, wrong substance and for advanced students only. Could cost you your life).
1# Joint Rolling
By using inordinate quantities of lick, your five-skins will fall apart after first couple of hits.
Repeat 3 or 4 times (do not try this when wearing favourite clothes or when naked)
You will not be asked to do this tedious job again.
Jesus was an archetype of the true anarchist,
Heil Jesus!
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