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Thursday, May 09, 2013
THEY DON’T CALL IT DOPE FOR NOTHING
According to St. Petersburg police, 34-year-old Jarvis
Sutton of St. Petersburg, Florida, called 911 approximately 80 times on Sunday
for some Kool-Aid, weed and burgers to be delivered to him. Sutton admitted to
making the calls. When the cops arrested him, he actually started to gnaw on
“the foam attached to the metal caging in the back of a police cruiser.”
Tuesday, May 07, 2013
A TASTE OF NUCLEAR NOSTALGIA
I don’t
know if this tale from Dangerous Minds is true but it’s a great story that I’ve
heard in one form or another since I was a pre-teen waiting for the final
warning. (And if Iran or Israel get stuck in we may be going through it all again.)
"Here’s a little quiz for you: What’s the less obvious message
this fallout shelter sign communicated to early-to-mid-60s Jazz musicians and
Beatniks? Psst, it has very little to do
with the Cold War…That’s right, to more bohemian types, these once
familiar signs were a loud and clear dog whistle that there were very likely government-issued
narcotics, free for the taking, inside that building. I come from a family that
includes professional musicians, and so I had heard of this “legend.” Is it
true?
Back in the 60s and even into the 70s, we all wondered not
if we’d die in a nuclear holocaust, but when. With both Soviet as well as
American nuclear arsenals pointed at each other, a loud sneeze by Dr Strangelove could
set everything off and then, before you know it, those of us unlucky
enough to survive would all be plunged into the middle of nuclear winter a la
Cormac McCarthy’s The Road." (Click here for the whole story.)
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The secret word is Megaton
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Although -- while the kid has a private plane -- Dad seems to have forgotten to stock up on food,
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Thursday, May 02, 2013
THESE ARE WOLVES
These are
wolves. I am inordinately fond of wolves. They are
socialized, and organised. The stories of them attacking humans are largely
superstitious nonsense. The agri-industry want to exterminate them because
farmers believe they threaten profits by carrying off a small percentage of
livestock. Others, like a former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, just to
kill them for fun and to make themselves feel good and powerful. There is a
thriving tourist industry that takes punters up in a helicopter to slaughter
wolves with AR15s. Napalm is too good for these bastards.
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The secret word is Cruelty
Wednesday, May 01, 2013
MAYDDAY
It’s
Mayday, and I can’t help but think about all the revolutions lost and won, the
victories and defeats. The battle goes on forever against the forces of greed,
repression, and cruelty. From Spartacus to Watt Tyler, from the Levellers to
the Black Panthers, Danton to Angela Davis, Che to Rosa Luxembourg – the
struggle is never over. But we cannot and must not lose loose heart. We cannot give it up to
corporate totalitarianism, that may starve us all and render our planet
uninhabitable. I know I’m nearing the end of my span, but I swear I will not
(as BM exhorted) give up the fight.
I gotta confess,
Doc40 has been a little neglected of late. The Deviants played a live show last and
I also wrote retrospective on poor dear Viv Stanshall. Most of the action has
been on the instant gratification of Facebook, but here, to make amends…
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The secret
word is Upward
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Tuesday, April 23, 2013
READY?
THIS NICE
LADY IS GETTING GOOD AND READY TO SEE THE DEVIANTS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WE’RE GOING
TO BE PLAYING WITH CHUCK PROPHET ON THURSDAY AT ISLINGTON ASSEMBLY HALL,
UPPER STREET, LONDON, N1 2UD. WE’LL BE ON ABOUT 8.00PM
The secret words are Be There
Saturday, April 20, 2013
4-20
And – in
addition to Adolf’s birthday -- it’s also the anniversary of the Ludlow Massacre,
the Columbine Massacre, the Bay of Pigs, the BP Gulf oil spill, and it’s the
day Madonna signed a $40 million deal with Warner Brothers.
Monday, April 15, 2013
MOURN THE BELOVED LEADER OR WE FUCK YOU UP!
Perhaps I
should be happy that my street fighting days are over. I’m too bloody old and
my lungs can’t take it otherwise I would feel morally obliged get down there,
uncase the colours and party like it was 1969. As it is I have to leave the
physical protest to the Gandhi Commandoes and the Anarchist Ninja. Although the
Gandhi Commandoes and the Anarchist Ninja may not have it easy...
“A Metropolitan Police spokesman told The Independent yesterday that demonstrators were more
likely than usual to be held under Section 5 of the Public Order Act, because
mourners are considered particularly vulnerable to suffering distress. The law
allows police to detain those who cause "alarm, harass or distress",
and officers will be given discretion about how they interpret the law. A
Scotland Yard spokesman urged protesters to consider "staying away"
and that, because of the vulnerable state of those in attendance, arrests under
Section 5 could be "higher up the agenda" than usual. The advice was
met angrily by protesters who described it as "draconian" warning
that the deployment of arrests under the Public Order Act that was testament to
an "era of compulsory mourning". Val Swain, of the police monitoring
campaign group Netpol, said: "This is a public state occasion not a
private family funeral. The power is so wide-ranging that it gives police huge
discretion over whom they can arrest. It is tantamount to arresting people that
are not supportive of Thatcher's ideology."
And that’s
really the bottom line, neighbours. This isn’t a tribute of an old dead senile
PM. This is a high stepping hoedown all about ideology – just like old time
Soviet parade in Red Square, any Nuremberg Rally, or the current goose-stepping
in Pyongyang. This is Cameron and his global masters laying on a show of
strength as the are busy killing the poor of the planet. And if we the people
don’t fucking like it, the jails will soon be privatised, real nasty, and good
and ready for the dissidents to check into the for-profit capitalist gulag. The
concept of thought crime is no longer fiction.
“Scotland Yard refused to confirm claims from organisers
that the symbolic protest has been given formal permission to proceed by
officers planning the substantial security operation accompanying the funeral,
which will involve up to 4,000 officers. Metropolitan Police are also
understood to be considering whether there are grounds to stage pre-emptive
arrests against known potential troublemakers who may be planning to attempt to
disrupt the military procession. Instructions on how to target the funeral by
shouting slogans and songs celebrating Lady Thatcher’s death at chosen points
along the route from Westminster to St Paul’s are being circulated online.
Police were heavily criticised in 2011 following the decision to swoop on
individuals believed to have been planning to cause a disturbance at the
wedding of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, though judges later dismissed a
claim that the force had acted unlawfully. A Yard spokesman said yesterday:
“Arrests are made with the purpose of preventing criminal activity. If there is
evidence, and it is necessary to prevent crime, arrests would be made.”
Finally there’s the sting in the tail of this all-devouring
scorpion in that Section 5 of the Public Order Act slithers surreptitiously into the vast and sprawling catch-all
of the 2005 Serious Organised Crime and Police Act. It’s as though, in the US,
the RICO statutes designed to combat the Mafia were applied to
environmentalists. Thus the Thatcher funeral is not only a great greedy gala of
totalitarian capitalism, but also the police arrogantly parading their power through the capital of what is already a police state.
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The secret word Defy
Monday, April 08, 2013
Saturday, April 06, 2013
SUNDAY BREAKFAST
Beats the hell out of toast and marmalade or eggs and bacon.
What can I say? After this lot I won’t say a word. I probably won’t write. I
may not even walk. But I will feel no pain. So lets; all listen to Buddy Holly
Take 11. Click here.
The secret word is once again Oblivion
CHARLIE DOESN’T WANT TO PLAY GLASTONBURY
Yup.
“I don't want to do it.
Everyone else does. I don't like playing outdoors, and I certainly don't like
festivals. I've always thought they're nothing to do with playing. Playing is
what I'm doing at the weekend (1). That's how I was brought up. But that's me,
personally. When you're a band … you do anything and everything. But
Glastonbury, it's old hat really. I never liked the hippy thing to start with.
It's not what I'd like to do for a weekend, I can tell you.” Click here for
more.
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Stones being implausibly psychedelic
Thursday, April 04, 2013
FRIDAY? NOT SO GOOD
Just so you
don’t get the idea that this is another dose of “why I left America” let’s
start this uneasy Friday by noting that its fucking freezing here in Brighton,
The daffodils have died when they should being doing a full flying Wordsworth
and I suspect the Greenland Pump has collapsed and the Gulf Stream is history,
but they don’t know how to break it to us that England’s green and pleasant is
headed for tundra. But we can’t stay away from the USA. Here’s a nation in
which 50% of the population believe that Universe was created 6000 some years
ago and 4% believe that shape-shifting reptilian people control our
world by taking on human form and gaining political power to
manipulate our societies, and we watch as they strap on their guns for a thermo
nuclear High Noon showdown with a Kim Jong-un, the manchild nitwit with a daddy
complex and nukes in his toy box.. A recent study revealed our American cousins
may be madder than even I suspected and I lived among them for a very long
time. It’s not the low numbers that worry me. It’s the high ones by default.
.
"Did we ever really land on the moon? 7% of
those surveyed said they thought Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin took not one giant leap.
Is Osama bin Laden still out there? Well,
the vast majority of respondents here
thought not. But 11% aren't quite sure.
Was the CIA "instrumental" in dealing crack cocaine into
America's inner cities in the 1980s? 14% of respondents
say yes.
Does the media or government add "secret mind-controlling
technology" to television broadcasts? 15% of those
surveyed think Brian Williams and the rest are up to something more nefarious
than just delivering the nightly news.
Do you think President Obama is the antichrist? 13% of registered American voters surveyed
think so while another 13% are not sure. The polling firm didn't stop with the
more outlandish beliefs, however. The survey also covered some political
conspiracy theories that are a bit more in the mainstream.
Do you believe the Bush administration intentionally misled the
U.S. about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq to promote the war? 44%
of respondents said yes; 45% said no.
Do you believe Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11? 28%
of respondents thought he was, while 51% thought he wasn't.
Did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone in the assassination of
President John F. Kennedy? Only 25% of those
surveyed thought he acted alone. 51% thought there was a larger conspiracy.
Is global warming a hoax? 37% of respondents
said it is, 51% think it is not.
And, of course: Do you believe that a
"secretive power elite with a globalist agenda is conspiring to eventually
rule the world through an authoritarian world government, or New World
Order?" Surprisingly, 28% of those surveyed said yes."
The secret
word is Worry
COLONEL WALTER E. KURTZ SEZ…
“We train young men to drop
fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck"
on their airplanes because it's obscene!”
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THE FROZDICK FAMILY
The family considered sending Desmond Frozdick for treatment, but they needed the eggs.
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