So the Maya got it wrong, the meteorite did hit us in the Urals and cause a shitload of grief but the big boy – the 150 ft city-killer – missed us by a whisker. All of which leaves with not much to laugh at this weekend except the absurd and totally hypocritical Euro horsemeat horror. Get real people. Eating Black Beauty is no more or no less ethical than eating Daisy or Babe. I schooled myself long ago that, while I remained a carnivore, I would never think too much about the brown mystery meat in a Big Mac.
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