OMG, IT’S A RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY!

Here in the UK there’s no separation of church and state, but when the established religion – the C of E (what Eddie Izzard called The Murdering Bastard Religion) – was established to get Henry VIII a brand new, hot young wife (Ann Boleyn) nobody gets too bloody Mel Gibson about it and goes to the pub. Me? I went into a dark studio with guitarists and rehearsed for coming live performances, so just click here for some early Pink Floyd (from Jenny Spires), wonder at the universe and we’ll talk more tomorrow.

The secret word is Hammer