Tuesday, March 22, 2011

THIS IS SAMMY HAGAR. HE CLAIMS HE WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS














I’ve always thought of Sammy Hagar as being somewhere in the margin between idiot and asshole. Now he claims his brain was abducted by it may explain a lot. On the other hand, it would leave a terrible impression of humanity among participating ETs. The following MSNBC story was sent by the wonderful Wendy. (And it also provides an element of silliness in these troubled times.)

“No doubt Sammy Hagar, a former lead singer for Van Halen, has enjoyed a lot of far out experiences in life, but on Monday, the rocker told perhaps his farthest out tale to MTV. He was abducted by aliens. Or, at least, his brain was. In an interview for his new book, "Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock" at mtvhive.com, Hagar lets go of what even he admits might make him "sound like a crazy person" to some readers. He and the reporter are talking about dreams he claims to have had about UFOs, and when asked whether he believed he had been abducted, Hagar answers: "I think I have." The reporter seemed surprised. "What? Really? I was kidding. You seriously believe that?" he asks. Hagar laughs and goes on to explain that a passage in the book described as a dream in which he is contacted by aliens from outer space in California was, in fact, reality. The tale describes how the beings tapped into his mind through a wireless connection. "It was real," Hagar told the reporter, according to the story on MTV's Hive website. "They were plugged into me. It was a download situation ... Or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment." Hagar goes on to describe another experience at the age of four where he believes he saw an alien space ship in broad daylight hovering over a country field where his family lived.”

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

...and then he downloaded a massive data dump into his shorts...

Jon said...

Sheb Wooley!

stu said...

he looks the sort.don`t judge me,jon.

Anonymous said...

I think Sammy tried one of David Lee Roth's leaps off a surfboard and this was the result.

RSR

Löst Jimmy said...

Brainless