I’m kinda late coming to this because I was somehow hoping this whole royal wedding malarkey (and I use the antique term advisedly) would somehow go away. Unfortunately it doesn’t seem to be.
“To celebrate the engagement of Prince William of Wales to Ms. Catherine Elizabeth Middleton, Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction has commissioned a unique heritage edition Royal Wedding Souvenir boîte de capotes. Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms. Includes a collectable portrait of the Royal Couple as they might appear on their wedding day – exclusively created for Crown Jewels.” (Click here for more of this nonsense)
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