Friday, April 09, 2010

I CAN’T WAIT FOR THESE TWO TO FALL OUT














It surely has to happen. Sean Hannity may be promoting a Palin/Bachmann presidential ticket for 2012, but surely such an alliance of psychotic narcissism cannot hold. They are rivals for crown. They both want to be Queen of Denial, and the sole recipient of unlimited and unrelenting public attention, fan-adoration, and money. Sooner or later, one will see the other as an impediment to her imperial ambition, and the knives will come out. The hissing and scratching will rise to the biblical, no claw will be retracted, and we’ll really see a game played by Chicago Rules. It think it’s safe to assume these bitches be merciless. Which means endless fun will ensue, as we all sit back with nasty shit-eating grins to enjoy the hysteria and mayhem so much that we’ll probably need to order drugs, beer and snacks. Is there anything we can do to speed up the inevitable conflict?

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The secret word is Dagger

(or, as Shakespeare would have put it…
“Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?”)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Speed it up?

Somebody could crack her email account again & only this time send out hate mail to that other wanna-be cougar. They're dumb enough, that'd work... something about "bitch, you don't deserve dat man, he mine I done had him" ought to git'er done.

stu (nicely toasted) said...

i think it`ll be nicer.in their jimjams.with pillows.hmm,to be honest,i`d do `em both.

Pepsi said...

You're a sick man, Stu.

Diamond Jim said...

You'd have to talk to them afterwards, Stu. Could you handle that?

Alex said...

Time to come in now, Stu.

Cheryl said...

I can't wait for the bitchfest. I'll get the popcorn.