NIGHTMARE SUNDAY BREAKFAST

We had some help from Travis J. I. Corcoran on this one. The idea is to construct a truly homicidal virtual hamburger. The instructions are very simple…

Go the Burger King website.
Select the triple whopper.
Up the number of beef patties from 3 to 5.
Click the “more” button on the right hand side.
Up the bacon to 5.
Add 5 “steakhouse patties”.
Add 5 “steakhouse XT”.
Add 5 “Whopper Junior patties”.
click “add to order”
enjoy the popup you get which says “would you like anything else with that?”

What now have here a 6,880 calorie mega monster with almost half a pound (197 grams) of saturated fat, over 1 lb of total fat, and 18 times the USRDA of sodium (8,990 mg). Wash it down with a Oreo BK Sundae Shake. (Chunks of Oreo cookies blended into a chocolate milk shake and toped with chocolate syrup and whipped cream. “So thick, you might want to ask for a BK Pipe straw to avoid straw-cloggage.”) That’s another 980 calories. Plus the degenerates among us might want to throw a couple or three shots of Jack Daniels. With luck we’ll live until Tuesday.

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The secret word is Clog