Tuesday, February 23, 2010

IF THE NAZIS HAD WON WORLD WAR II WE’D NOT ONLY BE SPEAKING GERMAN BUT LOOKING AT SOME BIG UGLY-ASS ARCHITECTURE


I lifted this from Dark Roasted Blend…

“Hitler had Speer, his favoured architect, design plans for the rebuilding of Berlin. This was a monumental task in itself, to create Welthauptstadt ("World Capital") Germania, the new city, which would be the capital of German-dominated Europe. The photographs of the plans for Hitler's city survive to this day in the German federal archives. A grand boulevard, three miles in length, to be known as Prachtstrasse, ("Street of Magnificence") would run from north to south. A huge arch would be located at the southern end, which would be almost 400 feet high and able to fit Paris' Arc de Triomphe inside it. At the northern end would be the Volkshalle ("People's Hall"), an enormous domed building designed to be the centrepiece of the new Berlin. Based on the Pantheon in Rome, the Volkshalle would still be the largest enclosed space on the planet if it had ever been built. It would have been over 700 feet high and 800 feet in diameter, sixteen times larger than the dome of St. Peter's in the Vatican. Inside, there would have been space for 180,000 people and there is speculation that such a huge capacity could have caused the building to have its own weather system. In colder temperatures, the perspiration and breathing of so many people might actually precipitate and fall back to the ground, almost as indoor rain.”

How can you not love a building with its own weather?

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

By being like, "You know half of the condensation is from ass-sweat & worse!"

WV = chingere

Ed Ward said...

Thing is, Speer knew it couldn't be built, and he kept telling his boss, and his boss just told him to build it anyway. Speer then went and road-tested the idea by building huge concrete cubes and sticking them on various pieces of uninhabited land inside Berlin, where, as he knew they would, they began settling slowly into the sandy Berlin soil. There's a reason that up until they figured out how to do injected concrete foundations after the war, there was no building in the city more than five stories tall.