I thought we’d seem the last of this crap with that lip-gloss idiot Carrie Prejean, but Lauren Ashley is representing Beverly Hills in the Miss California pageant, and she goes further than even Prejean in her public homophobia by not only opposing gay marriage but hinting that gays should be “put to death.”.
“The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman. In Leviticus it says, ‘If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.’ The Bible is pretty black and white. I feel like God himself created mankind and he loves everyone, and he has the best for everyone. If he says that having sex with someone of your same gender is going to bring death upon you, that’s a pretty stern warning, and he knows more than we do about life.”
But Ashley – who claims she parties with Paris Hilton but is also a virgin – has the unmitigated gall to claim some of her friends are gay. Far be it from me to suggest that some of those friends go round and drown this Beverly hillbilly in her cement pond.
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“The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman. In Leviticus it says, ‘If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.’ The Bible is pretty black and white. I feel like God himself created mankind and he loves everyone, and he has the best for everyone. If he says that having sex with someone of your same gender is going to bring death upon you, that’s a pretty stern warning, and he knows more than we do about life.”
But Ashley – who claims she parties with Paris Hilton but is also a virgin – has the unmitigated gall to claim some of her friends are gay. Far be it from me to suggest that some of those friends go round and drown this Beverly hillbilly in her cement pond.
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Simple solution: ask her if she'd ever had shrimp, lobster, or oysters. If she answers in the affirmative, stone her, as she has committed an abomination (Lev 11:10-12). Has she ever cursed either of her parents? Put her to death (Lev 20:9).
You can't just pick and chose...
Somebody pass me a brick.
WV says butiff
What is with these fucking women?
Hold up... chubby cheeks there is supposed to be California's finest? That pug-nose pictured CAN'T be her...
No fucking way...
Say it ain't so!
SAY IT AIN'T SO!
She hasn't won the contest. She's just the one talking to Fox News. According to Olbermann, she doesn't even come from Beverly Hills.
Oh... well, no worries then, I don't think that face has what it takes to make it much further than where it is now.
Just look at those jowles & her chin & a half, let alone the moo-moo lips & what I mentioned earlier. Then there's that hair, with the midwestern take on streaks & all the frizz. Also... freckled shoulders only look good on redheads & auburn-brunettes, definite point deduction in a swimsuit for that.
These are likely her 15 minutes & it sound like she's trying to extend that into a half hour on Fox that culminates with either a lawsuit or a zenophobic marriage & sex scandal... maybe all of the above, here's hoping she manages to drag Glen Beck down with her.
Bring on the sex scandal.
Fire, brimstone and lipgloss.
What would Jesus wear?
wv:ECIFIES
Or we could ask her if she has ever word cloth made of threads of two different kinds laid next to each other--say, a poly-cotton blend--because that is abomination.
And has she ever worn a man's hat? For Det 22:5 says, "A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this."
And I wonder if stance on immigration adheres to Det 24? "Do not deprive the alien or the fatherless of justice, or take the cloak of the widow as a pledge. Remember that you were slaves in Egypt and the LORD your God redeemed you from there. That is why I command you to do this."
Does she "Sacrifice as the Passover to the LORD your God an animal from your flock or herd at the place the LORD will choose as a dwelling for his Name?" I think not.
jeez jim,let me get breath back.
I hate small children, they are not made by god, but rather made by satan, for now anyway, i pray that jesus will burn them off in hell 'cause we don't misfits, lolol!!! ....blessings.b.
bar-b-q? hmmm
Dear Lauren,
The Bible also says that we should give all our money to the poor so I assume you will follow in the footsteps of all those other Bible literalism followers like Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell etc & give away your fortune as well.
Bah!! Humbug!!
Just getting past 13.
WV? It's wronh
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