Thursday, January 07, 2010

X-RATED X-RAYS


As we face the farcically unpleasant prospect of a full body x-rays every time we have to get on an already less than human-friendly, goddamned commercial airplane, James St. James of the gossip site World of Wonder has had a wonderfully subversive thought…

“With the new x-ray screeners coming to an airport near you, I think we can definitely expect to see a new kind of porn fetish popping up on the internet. Looking at the negative images of people's genitals feels both naughty and clinical at the same time. I'm also imagining that there will be a HUGE DEMAND for black market shots of Beyonce and Zac Efron etc, passing through, as there will undoubtedly be unscrupulous airport employees who will find a way to profit from their job. Or – more likely – celebrities won't have to go through screeners at all.”

The secret word Parts

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fuck it man, the zombies are a bigger problem, fucking spies are everywhere. I'm of the opinion that roughly 20% of the US population consists of sleeper agents & the problem is only going to get worse...

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IS ACTUALLY WATCHING FOX NEWS!!??!?

Another anonymous said...

Now where do we carry our drugs?

quotes from cartoons said...

Free Waterfall Senior:"Good way to avoid frostbite, folks: Put your hands between your buttocks! That's nature's pocket."

Anonymous said...

It might be amusing to go through with a butt plug installed.

Lyle Hopwood said...

As Prison Planet http://www.prisonplanet.com/inverted-body-scanner-image-shows-naked-body-in-full-living-color.html says, do you want naked pictures of your kids being stared at by some TSA thug? Technically, the images already break the UK child porn laws, or so they say.

But it's very important we learn to submit to our masters, and making a person naked and helpless is always a good fast way to break a slave, as any Dom(me) knows. Great move on the US's part, when you look at it on those terms.

Lyle Hopwood said...

I'm told by my imaging expert friend that the Prison Planet image is a fake, sorry.

But still.