The following appeared on our local Craig’s List. I can only hope these idiots get their blood drained. Victor Renquist would never do reality TV.
“Reality TV producers seek authentic vampire for new reality series. Must be a real sanguine vampire. Please send a picture and a brief history of when and how you realized you were a real vampire and details about how you live your life as a vampire.”
And in a not totally unrelated story, a friend of a friend called to say that coyotes had been spotted walking around large as life on Sunset Strip near the Roxy.
“Reality TV producers seek authentic vampire for new reality series. Must be a real sanguine vampire. Please send a picture and a brief history of when and how you realized you were a real vampire and details about how you live your life as a vampire.”
And in a not totally unrelated story, a friend of a friend called to say that coyotes had been spotted walking around large as life on Sunset Strip near the Roxy.
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2 comments:
I figure that Renquist would thoroughly manipulate the situation to perpetuate human disbelief in his existence, or at least have somebody leverage the opportunity in the favor of nosferatu. My memory is fuzzy, though, I seem to recall a member of the colony having been infatuated with soap operas & television at one point... I can't recall the name or what exactly happened to her, I don't think she ran off with Brando, maybe that was her?
Anyway, just a thought... maybe that whole super collider whatever physics doomsday thing is, that thing has to be something of interest right. Taliesin might have been involved... like trying to send out a signal to the, ugh... the old ones? Ra? Forgive me, I'm tired & inebriated, time has been winning the fight as of late... OH! or maybe the watcher used it as a device powerful enough to commit suicide, I mean, trans-dimensional signal / portal makes more sence, but an Urshu using sub-atomic particles to sever vital life-lines is crazy epic... or a catalyst that instigates a supernatural apocalypse, whatever.
How the fuck do they get out of the frozen wastes? Do they go back to ice station zebra or what the fuck? Were there any survivors in underland? Grael? That anciet monster at deerpark, does he pick them up on the ice? Does Thyme get that implant out of her brain?
Those are good questions and they might be answered if some publisher would let me write another Renquist novel.
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