FANCY PAGEANT GLOATIN’

As you all may have probably realised by now, I have zero tolerance for dumb-as-a-post beauty queens who figure it’s a double-plus, super-ace celeb-making career move to sashay their cute bikini asses into extremist homophobe bigot-rousing. Thus, when the execrable Carrie Prejean’s political career was fatally impaled by a recently surfaced, commercial-porn, masturbation-for-camera video, with Prejean as the solo performer, I couldn’t restrain grinning like a gloating fool. And why not, huh? One day Palin will also fall. Click here for the less salacious but more detailed mainstream account of Prejean’s descent from grace.