Monday, November 23, 2009

BUT THE AZTECS HAD A SOLUTION


Sometimes the reentry to dire reality from a Sunday on the lam isn’t easy. When part of the cure for what ails me comes from those dispensaries with green crosses that call themselves “caregivers” here in SoCal, and are spreading with the alarming alacrity of Starbucks in yesteryear, even the focusing of my eyes requires a certain effort of will and a degree of voluntary thought. Yes, 21st century reefer is stronger than 1960’s reefer, but shut up about it. We like it that way. Having said that, I must also note that the Aztecs were sufficiently fucked up for centuries during which they forgot to invent the wheel in any other functional form except the yo-yo. (The image is from the lovely and talented Valerie.)

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL... you still call it reefer... & you said 21st century... & yo-yo.

LMFAO! Who got teh cheeseboigurs?

I had a biology question about mutant doughnuts today... I'll copy and paste or nobody will believe it:

1. Imagine that the doughnut is a sexually reproducing animal and that a single enzyme forms the hole. All doughnuts observed in the past have had holes. Suppose a mutation occurs in one gene of one doughnut such that it now codes for an inactive protein instead of the hole–forming enzyme. Which of the following predictions would be most likely in descendants of this mutant doughnut? (State why or why not for each choice below) (10pts)

Diamond Jim said...

The universal mind reels.

Mick said...

Retro and recherche speech has a unique richness, young pilgrim.

Anonymous said...

Nyuk nyak

Mark Haspam said...

Just so as to further prove your point, Mick, take notice that the original image is actually upside down.

those suckers were glued to the ceiling.