Doc 40

Monday, November 02, 2009

Your driver said...: Did you know that if every single Red Chinese communist jumped off of a three foot high platform at the same time they could start an earthquake that could destroy America? I learned this in school.; 7:17 PM
Diamond Jim said...: I learned in school that ducking under the desk would save you from an H-bomb.; 2:35 AM
Valerie said...: Reminds me of that old Tom Paxton song

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned that Washington never told a lie.
I learned that soldiers seldom die.
I learned that everybody's free.

What was that bit about pyromania as an art form?; 6:31 AM
Ben Coleman said...: "It is totally outrageous that a former US Attorney knows so little about the law that he thinks he can rip off people. On the other hand -- another of Bush's legal appointees was Alberto Gonzales and he didn't seem to know much about the law either...," Jones said.

Fantastic stuff. Sue the frilly knickers off this berk!; 1:32 PM