Saturday, July 04, 2009

AND THE ROCKETS’ RED GLARE/THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR...


Happy Fourth of July to all our American comrades as they recall their revolution. Rockets, ribs, hamburgers sizzle on an open grill night and day, while Larry the Mattress King dresses up as George Washington in his TV commercials. The Empire has staggered through another year. And now Sarah Palin wants to be president. OMG

The secret word is Independence
And, for some notes on independence, click here.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Today, the nation smells of sulfur & cheap gun-powder... Tomorrow, there'll be one hell of a mess.

Anonymous said...

Thanks again to all our friends in Asia for all the party favors! No matter how broke we are we will always have money for crap like fireworks, cable tv, cigs and lottery tickets. America the beautyfull!

Anonymous said...

C'mon, does anybody really know what we're celebrating?

It's time to stop being so independent, we gotta whole lot of neighbors to not piss off.

Rudolph

Anonymous said...

What asseholes we are!

Celebrating freedom from the English!?!

Times have changed over there, they ain't here.

They have National Health Care!

Anonymous said...

Freedom from the English, my ass... What language are we speaking?

WV = whomp

butlincat said...

Phil the greek and Queenie Dragon are watching you...lol.