Friday, November 07, 2008

SO LONG CARIBOU BARBIE?



After weeks of conducting arcane and darkly sinister rituals to make Sara Palin go back to the elk and the frozen tundra (well, they worked didn’t they?), and currently telling harrumphing Republicans, “Boohoo. Too bad. Now fuck off”, I actually wonder if the smartest move might be to keep the awful woman around. She could lead a rump fragment of the GOP – the Raving Looney Shotgun Hillbilly Jesus Plumber Party who would, if lucky, constitute some 15% of the electorate and never manage to be more than a noisy nuisance the rest of us could tune out.

The secret word is Isolate

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd rather she was eaten by vengeful polar bears.

Anonymous said...

And have three straight days of polar bears vomiting? No thanks.

Anonymous said...

All that Diet Dr. Pepper she drinks?

Anonymous said...

The VE is fultspit

garage 66 & mojo repair shop said...

American flag pins on your lapels doesn't make you an American.

Anonymous said...

And why does the rope on the pin's flagpole look so much like a dollar sign?

Anonymous said...

VE = fillyme

Anonymous said...

Watching TV makes you an American




word ver: REGLOS

Anonymous said...

the isolation scheme is quite interesting in theory, but risky. It might happen just the opposite. She might suck at politics but she is a strong TV personality.

And isn't that what politics in America (and most of the world) is all about?

I mean Obama only got elected because the country had already endured almost a decade of rampant republicanism, as intense (or more) than Nixon. It's as if people have to be put through hell so that they wake up to their political consciousness.

Only after being lied to, robbed, confused and manipulated for 8 consecutive years do they press charges. It's like a wife beating case.


And also don't forget that Palin is a woman - which if she makes it big in the GOP - it's a major "revolutionary" step for the party.

Of course we all know she is an unealthy hybrid of Britney Spears and Tatcher, but she IS a woman - which in the republican mind, might mean that she is in some way appealing to the liberals.

Anonymous said...

Why do all the WVs now sound like body parts in some weird language? I just got "tatines". Is Google fucking with us?

Anonymous said...

indeed, cheese.

I got SCONALD, the organ located somewhere between your Tatines.

Anonymous said...

Summend?

Anonymous said...

See Micky, now we got Obama the only thing we need
is the recoder ding.

And now, a little dance.

Mick said...

Sadly, the Doc40 decoder rings have been proving something of a problem. I found a manufacturer, but they required a large initial order which was kinda beyond the Doc40 resources.