Wednesday, September 03, 2008

WANNA TALK EXPERIENCE?



You wanna talk experience? The guy played professional Russian roulette, could see the future, was King of New York, and an archangel. Match that, bitch! I may well write more later. Right now I am drawn helplessly to the TV and the Republican Convention. Images of smug, vicious, overfed, white people wallowing in their certainty have a horrific magnetism. Especially when they dance to Chuck Berry playing "Johnny Be Good", knowing evil ol' Chuck would like to piss on them from a great height. If this is humanity, extinction can't come too soon. I would even volunteer to go first. Especially on a birthday when nary a friend calls. (Click here)

The secret word is Hide

17 comments:

AG Ford said...

"Especially on a birthday when nary a friend calls"

That's a sad thing. Happy Birthday Doctor Mick.

The view from Britain is that the GOP can not, under any circumstances, be allowed to win, rig or steal this Election.

Anonymous said...

birthday, eh?

FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLA,
FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLA,
FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOOOD FELLAAAAAAA...
WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY!

not even McCain/Palin and all the dark forces of this here planet.

This one's for you, mate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SLSlSmW74

Anonymous said...

It's your birthday, mi amigo?! Damn, if I had your number I'd call. Maybe even sing "Happy Birthday".

Fuck it; I DO have your address somewhere, so expect a hooker with a cake and a fifth of whiskey later this evening. I should mention that I'm far from rich, so the hooker will be skanky, the cake day old and the whiskey the finest stuff $6.50 will get me at Bob's House of Booze.

Seriously, have a great one, my friend. Go out and do some things that will humiliate you when you hear about 'em tomorrow morning.

Mick said...

Thank you, guys. Thank you very much.

Benjamin Owens said...

Some B-day cartoons:

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=200b1e355ee6118502ed134a00999041

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=f9e25d0932330dbb1b0100107ff0deda

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=21b00ea1500a1807d8d650bbe830f91c

Anonymous said...

Try and have a good one Mick...
Happy Birthday
Love

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Mick! It's been a long time since our last correspondence.

Cheers,
Matthew from San Diego

Anonymous said...

Hell...my relatives didn't even call me on my birthday. But after you hit 40, who really gives a fuck? I couldn't even remember how old I was!

Happy b-day Mick.

Mick said...

Thank you all again. The only reason I'm disturbed it that I may have become a senior citizen.

Your driver said...

No, no, no! You have become VENERABLE and WISE and shit like that. It is only when I find myself in delusional states that I wish I was still the little shit I was so long ago.
Happy Birthday!
Plus, there is no shortage of energetic young people, there are damn few old guys of your caliber.

Anonymous said...

Very happy birthday Mick

Maggie M'Gill said...

Belated good wishes, Doc.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Mick!

Anonymous said...

Happy belated Birthday, Mick. (And as a special B-day gift, I'm saving you from a "13" problem.)

Löst Jimmy said...

a day late but hey.......Happy Birthday!

Löst Jimmy said...

Further to Christopher Walken for President - the campagin needs more cowbell

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