Tuesday, August 26, 2008

TALES OF THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE (Part 4)



Today, in our shameless denigrating of John McCain, and hammering home the point that he might actually be a worse president than the loathsome GWB, we turn to Maureen Dowd and Faux Smoke.

“My mom did not approve of men who cheated on their wives. She called them “long-tailed rats.”
During the 2000 race, she listened to news reports about John McCain confessing to dalliances that caused his first marriage to fall apart after he came back from his stint as a P.O.W. in Vietnam.
I figured, given her stringent moral standards, that her great affection for McCain would be dimmed.
“So,” I asked her, “what do you think of that?”
“A man who lives in a box for five years can do whatever he wants,” she replied matter-of-factly.
I was startled, but it brought home to me what a powerful get-out-of-jail-free card McCain had earned by not getting out of jail free."
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Plus stories on his flip-flops and other policy reversals (from Faux Smoke)

And Pat Buchanan cries treason. (Sent by Iggy.)

“We never lost a battle in Vietnam. It was American public opinion that made us lose.” – John McCain

The secret word is maybe Senile

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

C'mon now. McCain is a human sewer, we all know that. But what's the point of going into his private sex life. It's like the Clinton debacle - who the fuck cares if he cheats on his wife?

but yeah, I understand that you're merely collecting any dirt you can find on the bastard...


(today my word verification code reads: CAOSXXUB) (this is getting interesting..)

Mick said...

The SOB should be judged by the medieval value system his cohorts seek to impose on others. Anyone who grabs votes by spreading (or tacitly allowing the spread) of sexual intolerance, homophobia, and screaming that abortion is murder totally deserves to be nailed to the barn for adultery. It's just playing him by his own perverted rules. I'd happily resort to any means to stop the insane little warmonger.

Anonymous said...

That late-breaking quote from McCain would seem to define his complete contempt for the American people.

Benjamin Owens said...

So... if they never lost a battle, then that would imply that McCain willingly rolled over & became a voluntary prisoner of war?

I mean... logic + his own words = what the fuck?

Anonymous said...

To be fair, being shot down by a SAM missile may be dumb, but it doesn't constitute losing a battle.

Anonymous said...

Yup, you do have a point there, Mick. May instant karma strike upon the McCain with great vengeance and furious anger.

Mick said...

Amen, brother, amen.

(What was the verification code this time?)

Anonymous said...

"...what's the point of going into his private sex life. It's like the Clinton debacle - who the fuck cares if he cheats on his wife?"

The left is really not that different from the right in their choice of tactics, then they justify it by saying "...yeah, but they did it FIRST." Honestly, it's like two fucking kids in the schoolyard; both of 'em self-righteous little pricks who refuse to back down.

I honestly don't care where McCain (or Obama, or anyone else, for that matter) puts, or HAS put, his cock.

My concerns are how bad he's going to fuck up the economy, how much longer he's going to prolong this idiotic war (and any new ones he may start), how piss-poor an education my kid is going to receive under his administration, and whether he's going to seed the Supreme Court with moralistic Jesus Freaks. If I was satisfied that he would avoid doing any of the aforementioned, he could fuck my granny for all I care. Ok, well, maybe YOUR granny.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't it matter that the man -- according to the value system he claims to embrace -- is a lying sonofanitch?

(I think McCain did fuck my granny.)

Anonymous said...

McCain didn't fuck my grandmother. It was the other way around, using an old victorian tin strap-on. He couldn't walk for the next 3 days.

my word verification (i kid you not) is: pBENTv

(I'm beginning to believe Ray Kurzweil's Singularity theory. The machine is indeed waking up.)

Anonymous said...

Either that or it's Jungian synchronicity.

Mine was: DAFEs. He is, but that's the least of it.

Re-reading Dowd, she really doesn't care about his adultery, she thought her mother would and was startled to realize his POW status trumped it. That's the scary part, how much mileage he's getting from that.