Thursday, May 10, 2007

AUGURIES OF DOOM HEAT UP


As I both hoped and expected 12.21.12 seems to be taking hold on the peripheries of the collective dementia. A character with unlikely name of Mhynek delivers a load of foreboding.
"The complete loss of the honeybee will felt over the next 4 years. The sunspots are just starting. They will peak in 2011. Many things will change in the next four years. Expect a shortage of food, much death, followed by new dawn of enlightenment. This is how the 4th epoch of man ends and the 5th epoch of man begins after 13.0.0.0.0, you know this date as Dec 21st, 2012. The Mayans prophesied *that from 1999 we have 13 years to realize the changes in our conscious attitude to stray from the path of self-destruction and instead move onto a path that opens our consciousness to integrate us with all that exists. The Mayans knew that our Sun, or Kinich-Ahau, every so often synchronized with the enormous central galaxy. And from this central galaxy received a 'spark' of light, which causes the Sun to shine more intensely producing what our scientists call 'solar flares' as well as changes in the Sun's magnetic field. The Mayans say that this happens every 5,125 years. But also that this causes a displacement in the Earth’s rotation, and because of this movement great catastrophes would be produced."

Meanwhile the cash registers are ringing, right along with the death knell. Amazon.com shows more than 100 books on the subject, with titles like Doomsday 2012 and 2012: You Have a Choice! Spirituality conferences are already convening like "2012 Ascension Symposium," which promised, "Offer humanity global reassurance and change the Consciousness of the world." This would all seem to be shaping up to be much more fun than Y2K.
*Oh yeah, and you can watch an animated countdown of how long we have left!

CRYPTIQUEWill the last one alive turn the lights out?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Farren, you are fucking crazy.

Mick said...

You noticed.

Anonymous said...

As Terence McKenna said; "We're going over the top, people. Scream if you must."

Anonymous said...

no, i think i'll just yawn.

bored now.

Anonymous said...

That's probably what they said when some Atlantean guy kept insisting he was having really weird recurring dreams about a flood.

Anonymous said...

no, that's what they say when the alleged dreamer is not a prophet at all but a person who has already said he doesn't really believe anything is going to happen, yet continues to flog the point b/c he wants to see a mass panic. i, for one, don't dance on demand. but if that's your thing, go for it.

Anonymous said...

I don't see what's so bad about the occasional mass panic. It keeps the proles on their toes.