STATE OF THE SIMIAN

The President of the United States managed to read an hour-long speech without stumbling over the words, and the punditing heads on my TV treated it as though he cured AIDS and explained String Theory while walking on water. And if I didn’t think the buzz saw of justice might be moving closer to the bald head of Dick Cheney, I’d probably skip this century and move on to the next where people might be waiting for me.

The secret word is Ambien

CRYPTIQUE – I don’t feel so well.