CRYPTIQUE SPECIAL – I’M THINKING ABOUT IT

The significance has still not fully sunk in.

Suicide bombers have attacked a major international city and completely fucked up.

"Of course I know how to attach the fucking detonator!"

For a suicide bomber, survival has to be the ultimate in defeat and dishonor.

The idea of a feared terrorist legging it out of Kennington Oval tube station, and being chased down by irate passengers, is not only shameful but absurd in the extreme

I worry that the Ali G wigger in the Bob Marley jacket and Fidel Castro fatigue cap who was shown repeatedly on CNN may not live to see Sunday.

When the bomb fails to detonate, isn’t the only course of action is to fall to one’s knees and disembowel oneself with an ornamental Saracen dagger?

Samurai are made from sterner stuff than Wahhabi.

A terrible pun involving Wahhabi and wasabi presents itself but I resist.

Rep. Tom Tancredo wants to bomb Mecca.

Lend him a B52 and let him.

In the words of the great Ellen Ripley, "Nuke the entire site from orbit."

In the McLuhan speedup, not all cultures accelerate at the same rate.

The yuan is now am opaque currency.

Could you sit in a movie theatre full of grown men dressed as Dakota Fanning?

The secret word is Conjecture