ICEBERG SLIM
This fucking week has really hit the iceberg. And right now I’m floating on the tattooed harpooner's coffin, to mix shipwreck metaphors.

BUT
I do have a reasonably perceptive if highly biased diatribe in LA Citybeat. Read it up there, brothers and sisters.
http://lacitybeat.com/article.php?id=1591&IssueNum=86

The secret word is Avast

CRYPTIQUE – Who gives a rats ass if you’re waving or drowning, and who are you waving to anyway?