Last Sunday, about 10:30-10:45am, give or take, my girlfriend & I got in her car to go somewhere or another (I think it was grocery shopping if I'm not mistaken)... & anyways, some guy who looked an awful lot like you with shorter, less curly hair comes down the street on a bicycle. He's not wearing a shirt, has high cut jean shorts on & the closer he got, the more & more angry he appeared. When he was about 10-15 feet away from the car, he started to swerve about a bit & then he flipped us off & yelled "FUCK YOU!" at the top of his lungs before then attempting to spit on the car (he missed, mostly, save for a tiny speck that got onto one of the headlights).
I suggested that we brew a cup of coffee (I haz a keurig so it takes less than a minute), chase him down & toss it on him... My girlfriend was against it, saying, "two wrongs don't make a right."
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Last Sunday, about 10:30-10:45am, give or take, my girlfriend & I got in her car to go somewhere or another (I think it was grocery shopping if I'm not mistaken)... & anyways, some guy who looked an awful lot like you with shorter, less curly hair comes down the street on a bicycle. He's not wearing a shirt, has high cut jean shorts on & the closer he got, the more & more angry he appeared. When he was about 10-15 feet away from the car, he started to swerve about a bit & then he flipped us off & yelled "FUCK YOU!" at the top of his lungs before then attempting to spit on the car (he missed, mostly, save for a tiny speck that got onto one of the headlights).
I suggested that we brew a cup of coffee (I haz a keurig so it takes less than a minute), chase him down & toss it on him... My girlfriend was against it, saying, "two wrongs don't make a right."
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I don't ride a bicycle. Or spit.
All very peculiar. (Thanks for the Fogerty link, Mick).
Hope you're feeling better.
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