THE NAME IS…

Well no, it’s not the metal band, it’s this guy called Richard Smith. A Brit tabloidy website called Metro informs us that…

“A 41-year-old care worker from Carlisle called Richard Smith, whose friends have traditionally known him by the nickname Spiff, decided that even that nickname wasn't enough to keep him happy, and has changed his name by deed poll to Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand. Mr. Firebrand now plans to change all his bank, tax and work details so that he is officially known by the Firebrand name. ‘It’s just a strange name I like the sound of,’ Stormhammer explained.”

I just hope the cops never pull him over as he’s driving home from the pub.