VOYEUR – WHERE THE GOP DROP THEIR DONORS’ CASH

The nightclub Voyeur in West Hollywood – that features faux-lesbian bondage shows and naked women as décor – has graduated from an up-market, trendy hang-out to a political scandal after the Republican National Committee dropped a couple of grand there. To demonstrate how our politicians spend other people’s money, here are a couple opposing views of the joint; comments from a nightclub website that I don’t really care to link or publicize.

“The girl at the door sent us in right away and told us to go to a table by the bar and get some free Champagne. Seriously. This club is amazing. There are topless "dancers" acting out S&M scenes throughout the night on one of the side stages, there's a half-naked girl hanging from a net across the ceiling and at one point I walked to the bathroom and pretty much just stopped dead in my tracks to watch two girls simulating oral sex in a glass case. Really understated elegance here. Also, Lindsay Lohan was at our table at one point.”

“Apparently this is the hottest club in Hollywood right now where all the celebrities like to hang out. I personally found this place kinda shady! And I'm not talking about the dark lighting or the topless dancers dangling from the ceiling. If you do table service, forget about any sort of VIP treatment. You still have to wait awhile in line and they seem to expect you to order one bottle for every 2 people. WTF? How are 2 people supposed to finish a bottle of vodka? And in less than 3 hours considering the club's closing time at 2am?! Since there are topless women all throughout the club, there is a strict no photo policy, even if you're taking pictures of your friends and the go-go dancers are nowhere in view of your camera. And no, I didn't see any celebrities or paparazzi. Probably because I was too drunk and don't even remember leaving the place.”