Sunday, November 29, 2009

HARDLY THE WISHED-FOR OUTCOME, BUT I’M GLAD WE GOT THAT SORTED


Back in August (August 27th, to be precise, if you want to click back and check) I expressed my alarm at the idea of Tracy Lords playing Deja Thoris in a movie version of Edgar Rice Burroughs “Princess of Mars.” It now takes shape this will indeed the case. Except there will be not one but two movies based on Burroughs Mars novels. Lords’ feature is the rancid-cheapo version that’s out now, and looks, from the trailer, to be even worse that those post-The Road Warrior Italian apocalypse flicks of the 1980s that don’t even have tack-appeal. We are going to have to wait another couple years for the Andrew Stanton/Michael Chabon super de luxe big budget epic John Carter of Mars.

Click here for the cheesy Lords trailer.

The secret word is Barsoom

3 comments:

Graeme K Talboys said...

Ha. That backdrop. Somewhere just round the corner, Kirk is beating the shit out of a Gorn.

Anonymous said...

Gorn but not forgotten?

Pepsi said...

Gorn with the wind?