Our pal Lost Jimmy sent this over with the question “are these for real.” To which I can but reply, “I fear they are.”
“Genki Wear, known for its licensed science fiction jewelry and perfumes, has produced what might be the most unusual Star Trek product ever: Star Trek colognes and perfume based on the original 1960s television show. In our latest look at Trek’s big Spring Collection, TrekMovie has all the exclusive first details and images on this unique addition to the pantheon of Star Trek merchandise.”
Sadly there’s no image for this one
"Pon FarrThe most risqué titled of the new Star Trek fragrances is "Ponn Farr" which is a perfume designed to "drive him wild." It should only be used once every seven years (okay, that isn’t true). Named for the Vulcan mating ritual first introduced in the episode "Amok Time," this perfume is one of the newly designed products meant to appeal to female fans. More details and an image on Ponn Farr will be available soon." (Click here for more of this nonsense.)
Will someone please beam me out of here?
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10 comments:
Between this shit and Pride & Predator, the world seems to be totally taking leave of reality.
"Thus deparation doth make assholes of us all" - if you'll indulge a paraphrase
wv is "unhompoe" which I think expresses much the same sentiment
I was worried it might all be real, it appears in space it smells of the Federation
Makes me wonder what the aliens in the Alien moves smell like.
WV = sodion
Oops. My bad. I should have written "movies."
I'm holding out for "Piquant Picard"--I believe it has undertones of bergamot and Earl Gray
I prefer moves over movies.
those trekkies need some kind of cover up,at those conventions,cause they be a smellin' when they wear those outfits,all day long.
Where can I get some ? Phemerones set on stun...
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