“You’re a bloody fool, Slobodan. I told you to morph into a bat.”
And here is a gravely seasonal and 100% factual anecdote from Sky…
Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back - by driving a three-foot stake through his heart. According to Ananova, the politically-motivated Van Helsings, led byMiroslav Milosevic (no relation), gave themselves up to cops after attacking the deceased despot in his grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac. Milosevic died in his cell in at the Scheveningen detention center in the Hague, back in 2006, while on trial in a UN war crimes tribunal for various unsavoury activities connected with the disintegration of the former Yugoslavia. Miroslav Milosevic said "he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country". His team explained that the wooden stake had been "driven into the ground and through the late president's heart". Slobodan Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia naturally condemned the desecration, while his daughter-in-law Milica Gajic said she "planned to sue the vampire hunters and accused the police of failing to protect the grave properly".
Since Halloween is the annual vanilla flirtation with evil, the secret word is Blackwater
And here is a gravely seasonal and 100% factual anecdote from Sky…
Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back - by driving a three-foot stake through his heart. According to Ananova, the politically-motivated Van Helsings, led byMiroslav Milosevic (no relation), gave themselves up to cops after attacking the deceased despot in his grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac. Milosevic died in his cell in at the Scheveningen detention center in the Hague, back in 2006, while on trial in a UN war crimes tribunal for various unsavoury activities connected with the disintegration of the former Yugoslavia. Miroslav Milosevic said "he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country". His team explained that the wooden stake had been "driven into the ground and through the late president's heart". Slobodan Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia naturally condemned the desecration, while his daughter-in-law Milica Gajic said she "planned to sue the vampire hunters and accused the police of failing to protect the grave properly".
Since Halloween is the annual vanilla flirtation with evil, the secret word is Blackwater
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15 comments:
You think the vanpire hunters might do the same for Dick Cheney?
Just show me where he sleeps.
Who's the Slayer here, bitch?
i am, you self-righteous do-gooder cunt!
Ladies, please. Just get the job done.
I think I'll stick with my nosferatu.
he's next.
My dear Ms. Lehane, you wouldn't have a prayer. I'd set Julia on you.
hahahaha. vampires always think they can win. (and yes i meant the insult.) how very brave and scary you are, threatening me with a patsy. pfah!
now let me see ... how many bloodsucker proxies have gotten away from me? ... oh, right. NONE!
thanks for the chuckle, vicky.
Laugh it up, mortal. You won't even know what happened to you.
Three words, Faith, dahling. Ronnie the Deadbeat,
i MIGHT be more impressed, julia, if your punctuation didn't suck as much as you do. how can you end my life when you can't even properly end a sentence?
Nitpick, human. Nitpick.
I though the idea was to drive a stake through Dick Cheney?
And a good idea it was, too... not in past 60 years has any being, mortal or not, deserved a stake more.
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