JACKSON POLLOCK CROP CIRCLES?

Actually no, much as it would be a blast to believe there were abstract impressionist aliens, the real story from Steve UK goes as follows...
Authorities in Holland successfully managed to capture a man on the loose in his father's car after he crashed it in a ditch, but not before managing to ruin an entire corn field and four police cars. The individual, who was using cocaine, was trying to make an escape from the police when he entered the field. Officers damaged the cars as they attempted to prevent the drug user from returning to public roads. (From Metro freesheet)

AND BY POULAR DEMAND…
An Iggy encore. Not a dry eye in the house. (From noudela)

Oh, and one more time for the thespian prairie dog

The secret word is Torch