Thursday, May 16, 2013

FAME AT LAST
















Russell Hunter (the Deviants drummer) has emailed me yesterday
“Wandering under the Westway on Sunday, we discovered this.
You are first in line on the Portobello Road Wall of Rock'n'Roll
Fame! (At least a third of the others are dead, so you're also
ahead on that score.)” Which I though was pretty fucking cool!

The secret word is Bask

CORPORATE GLOBAL GIVES NOTHING FOR NOTHING











I had long assumed Henry Ford started paying his workers reasonably well so they could consume the cars they were making. (And the UAW played it’s part.) But seemingly this was not so….

“To build cars cheaply enough for the average person to buy, Henry Ford had to redesign the assembly line according to the dictates of Frederick Taylor, breaking down each task into its simplest components so that each worker was responsible for a single task that could be repeated all day with a minimum of wasted motion and time. This proved so dehumanizing that turnover skyrocketed to 350 percent. To counteract this, Ford doubled his wages. This paradox of rote work and high wages ushered in the beginnings of the great American urban middle class:
"Ford's assembly line and his production techniques in general were exemplars of 'scientific management,' a phrase and approach made popular by Philadelphia engineer and businessman Frederick Winslow Taylor. Taylor was one of the nation's first specialists in shop-floor management, and his short book The Principles of Scientific Management was the best-selling business book of the first half of the twentieth century. Taylor believed that workplaces could be made more efficient by training, inducing, and compelling workers to labor more steadily and intensively. He conducted time and motion studies to analyze the tasks workers were expected to perform and then encouraged employers to reorganize the work process to minimize wasted motion and time. He also favored piece-rate payment schemes to compel employees, many of whom he described as 'stupid,' to work more quickly. 'Faster work can be assured,' wrote Taylor, 'only through enforced standardization of methods, enforced adoption of the best implements ... and enforced cooperation.'
"Not surprisingly, most industrial workers resisted such schemes. One worker at the Ford Motor Company complained that 'when the whistle blows he starts to jerk and when the whistle blows again he stops jerking.' At Ford and elsewhere, a common response to the brutal intensification of work was absenteeism and high quit rates: in 1913, Ford's daily absentee rate was 10 percent, while annual turnover exceeded 350 percent. To reduce turnover, which was costly to the company, Ford doubled the daily wages of his most valued employees, to five dollars a day. This strategy was successful in stabilizing the labor force and reducing operating costs." Pauline Maier, Merritt Roe Smith, Alexander Keyssar, and Daniel J. Kevles – Inventing Americ  (Norton)

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DOC’S GOOD ADVICE – "Never be caught fucking in a plane loaded with blow!"


THE FROZDICK FAMILY















When Bernie Frozdick went out for a smoke, he went out for a smoke.


NOW THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL TABLOID!


GRATUITOUS DAVID


Sunday, May 12, 2013

SUNDAY BREAKFAST


Okay, so let’s neck down two or three of these here margaritas and get going!

Click here for the Rolling Stones

The secret word is Tequila

WHEN THE DEVIANTS PLAY, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM


WE’RE FUCKED #397












We reached the 400 parts per million (ppm) of CO2 on Thursday—a first in human history—marking "a moment of symbolic significance on road of idiocy" Reaching this threshold level represents a global failure to deal with runaway greenhouse gas emissions; as Al Gore wrote today, it shows "we are reaping the consequences of our recklessness."

“George Monbiot in The Guardian slams the 400 ppm mark as "a moment of symbolic significance on road of idiocy." The problem is the overarching power of fossil fuel companies, he writes. The problem is simply stated: the power of the fossil fuel companies is too great. Among those who seek and obtain high office are people characterised by a complete absence of empathy or scruples, who will take money or instructions from any corporation or billionaire who offers them, and then defend those interests against the current and future prospects of humanity.” Click here for more.


MARILYN SEZ…





















“I think I’ll just sit here and catch my breath.”

I'M NOT A CAPITALIST. I JUST DRESS LIKE ONE


SPACE OPERA (A Wally Wood)


GRATUITOUS KATE MOSS


Thursday, May 09, 2013

IT’S HERE…


The affordably priced, large format paperback, of my greatest hits is now on sale. The blurb says…

"Mick Farren has spent more than four decades in the thick of the culture wars as a commentator, activist, essayist, poet and performer. Being a founding figure in the 1960s underground press, who was forced to defend his work at The Old Bailey, might well be sufficient laurels on which to rest, but, instead, he careered on through the London birth pangs of punk, the intoxicated madness of Lower Manhattan under Ronald Reagan, plus earthquakes and urban insurrection in Los Angeles. Here he shares some of his greatest stories with some of rock's most iconic people."

And, if you don’t believe the blurb, here are some clips of me reading short snatches of the book. Sadly I look like a bit of a chubby bastard and my vanity is not happy. It’s a bit of a bad angle and I was also on steroids at the time for my lousy cigarette-damaged lungs.

Click here for the video

Click here to buy or browse.

The secret work is Fortune  

OR IF YOU NEED A FICTION FIX





















The ebook of my first very novel is now on sale for just two quid. Click here to learnall.



THEY DON’T CALL IT DOPE FOR NOTHING












According to St. Petersburg police, 34-year-old Jarvis Sutton of St. Petersburg, Florida, called 911 approximately 80 times on Sunday for some Kool-Aid, weed and burgers to be delivered to him. Sutton admitted to making the calls. When the cops arrested him, he actually started to gnaw on “the foam attached to the metal caging in the back of a police cruiser.”


ELVIS STEALS COP’S WALLET


THE FROZDICK FAMILY

















Leo Frozdick was the only one with the right idea and a bicycle.

DON’T YOU MISS THE 20TH CENTURY?
















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(Image from Lady S)

“I WISH I HAD A PONTIAC STAR CHIEF”


GRATIOUS JIMI


Tuesday, May 07, 2013

A TASTE OF NUCLEAR NOSTALGIA




















I don’t know if this tale from Dangerous Minds is true but it’s a great story that I’ve heard in one form or another since I was a pre-teen waiting for the final warning. (And if Iran or Israel get stuck in we may be going through it all again.)

"Here’s a little quiz for you: What’s the less obvious message this fallout shelter sign communicated to early-to-mid-60s Jazz musicians and Beatniks? Psst, it has very little to do with the Cold War…That’s right, to more bohemian types, these once familiar signs were a loud and clear dog whistle that there were very likely government-issued narcotics, free for the taking, inside that building. I come from a family that includes professional musicians, and so I had heard of this “legend.” Is it true?
Back in the 60s and even into the 70s, we all wondered not if we’d die in a nuclear holocaust, but when. With both Soviet as well as American nuclear arsenals pointed at each other, a loud sneeze by Dr Strangelove could set everything off and then, before you know it,  those of us unlucky enough to survive would all be plunged into the middle of nuclear winter a la Cormac McCarthy’s The Road." (Click here for the whole story.)

Click here for The Who of mass destruction

The secret word is Megaton 



AND DON’T FORGET THIS


HIDE UNDER THE DESK KIDS. THAT’LL SAVE YOU FROM THERMONUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
















Cllick here for Bert

OR YOU CAN MAKE FOR THE SHELTER




















Although -- while the kid has a private plane -- Dad seems to have forgotten to stock up on food, drink, weapons and everything else .Click here for Fallout The Video

THE SILVER SURFER ALWAYS WAS A LONGWINDED PRATT


MASKED AND GRATUITOUS


Thursday, May 02, 2013

THESE ARE WOLVES





















These are wolves. I am inordinately fond of wolves. They are socialized, and organised. The stories of them attacking humans are largely superstitious nonsense. The agri-industry want to exterminate them because farmers believe they threaten profits by carrying off a small percentage of livestock. Others, like a former governor of Alaska and VP candidate, just to kill them for fun and to make themselves feel good and powerful. There is a thriving tourist industry that takes punters up in a helicopter to slaughter wolves with AR15s. Napalm is too good for these bastards. 


Click here to help

Click here for Howling Wolf (sorry about the bad pun)

The secret word is Cruelty

FBI STORY


BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IN A POLICE STATE?



IT’S A SPERM’S LIFE


DOC’S PAPERBACK CLASSICS #110


GRATUITOUS BARDOT


Wednesday, May 01, 2013

MAYDDAY
















It’s Mayday, and I can’t help but think about all the revolutions lost and won, the victories and defeats. The battle goes on forever against the forces of greed, repression, and cruelty. From Spartacus to Watt Tyler, from the Levellers to the Black Panthers, Danton to Angela Davis, Che to Rosa Luxembourg – the struggle is never over. But we cannot and must not lose  loose heart. We cannot give it up to corporate totalitarianism, that may starve us all and render our planet uninhabitable. I know I’m nearing the end of my span, but I swear I will not (as BM exhorted) give up the fight.

I gotta confess, Doc40 has been a little neglected of late. The Deviants played a live show last and I also wrote retrospective on poor dear Viv Stanshall. Most of the action has been on the instant gratification of Facebook, but here, to make amends…

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The secret word is Upward     












(Image from Lady S)

BEWARE THE GUN NUNS OF OPUS DEI


THE FROZDICK FAMILY

















Owsley Frozdick should not have been allowed to drive.

ADVERTISMENTS FOR MYSELF




















Yes my friends, it’s an ebook of my first novel for just two quid. Get ‘em while they’re hot.
Click here to learn all.

GRATUITOUS EVE EDEN


Tuesday, April 23, 2013

READY?















THIS NICE LADY IS GETTING GOOD AND READY TO SEE THE DEVIANTS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WE’RE GOING TO BE PLAYING WITH CHUCK PROPHET ON THURSDAY AT ISLINGTON ASSEMBLY HALL, UPPER STREET, LONDON, N1 2UD. WE’LL BE ON ABOUT 8.00PM

The secret words are Be There


Saturday, April 20, 2013

4-20















Click here for Musical Youth

The secret word is Gage

4-20












And – in addition to Adolf’s birthday -- it’s also the anniversary of the Ludlow Massacre, the Columbine Massacre, the Bay of Pigs, the BP Gulf oil spill, and it’s the day Madonna signed a $40 million deal with Warner Brothers. 

IT’S ENOUGH TO DRIVE A GIRL TO RELIGION


Monday, April 15, 2013

MOURN THE BELOVED LEADER OR WE FUCK YOU UP!














Perhaps I should be happy that my street fighting days are over. I’m too bloody old and my lungs can’t take it otherwise I would feel morally obliged get down there, uncase the colours and party like it was 1969. As it is I have to leave the physical protest to the Gandhi Commandoes and the Anarchist Ninja. Although the Gandhi Commandoes and the Anarchist Ninja may not have it easy...   

“A Metropolitan Police spokesman told The Independent yesterday that demonstrators were more likely than usual to be held under Section 5 of the Public Order Act, because mourners are considered particularly vulnerable to suffering distress. The law allows police to detain those who cause "alarm, harass or distress", and officers will be given discretion about how they interpret the law. A Scotland Yard spokesman urged protesters to consider "staying away" and that, because of the vulnerable state of those in attendance, arrests under Section 5 could be "higher up the agenda" than usual. The advice was met angrily by protesters who described it as "draconian" warning that the deployment of arrests under the Public Order Act that was testament to an "era of compulsory mourning". Val Swain, of the police monitoring campaign group Netpol, said: "This is a public state occasion not a private family funeral. The power is so wide-ranging that it gives police huge discretion over whom they can arrest. It is tantamount to arresting people that are not supportive of Thatcher's ideology."

And that’s really the bottom line, neighbours. This isn’t a tribute of an old dead senile PM. This is a high stepping hoedown all about ideology – just like old time Soviet parade in Red Square, any Nuremberg Rally, or the current goose-stepping in Pyongyang. This is Cameron and his global masters laying on a show of strength as the are busy killing the poor of the planet. And if we the people don’t fucking like it, the jails will soon be privatised, real nasty, and good and ready for the dissidents to check into the for-profit capitalist gulag. The concept of thought crime is no longer fiction.

“Scotland Yard refused to confirm claims from organisers that the symbolic protest has been given formal permission to proceed by officers planning the substantial security operation accompanying the funeral, which will involve up to 4,000 officers. Metropolitan Police are also understood to be considering whether there are grounds to stage pre-emptive arrests against known potential troublemakers who may be planning to attempt to disrupt the military procession. Instructions on how to target the funeral by shouting slogans and songs celebrating Lady Thatcher’s death at chosen points along the route from Westminster to St Paul’s are being circulated online. Police were heavily criticised in 2011 following the decision to swoop on individuals believed to have been planning to cause a disturbance at the wedding of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, though judges later dismissed a claim that the force had acted unlawfully. A Yard spokesman said yesterday: “Arrests are made with the purpose of preventing criminal activity. If there is evidence, and it is necessary to prevent crime, arrests would be made.”

Finally there’s the sting in the tail of this all-devouring scorpion in that Section 5 of the Public Order Act slithers surreptitiously into the vast and sprawling catch-all of the 2005 Serious Organised Crime and Police Act. It’s as though, in the US, the RICO statutes designed to combat the Mafia were applied to environmentalists. Thus the Thatcher funeral is not only a great greedy gala of totalitarian capitalism, but also the police arrogantly parading their power through the capital of what is already a police state. 

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The secret word Defy


MARILYN SEZ…

“Chairman Mao taught us it is right to rebel.”

AND THIS WAS THE TRUE SOURCE OF REVOLUTION


BUT AREN’T YOU RELIEVED CONTROL STILL BATTLES KAOS & THE SHOE PHONE FUNCTIONS?


THE FROZDICK FAMILY





















Condoms weren’t enough for Dick & Jane Frozdick