Monday, April 15, 2013

Monday, April 08, 2013

SAME HELL, SAME CELL, HOW SWELL
















Click here for Munchkins

The secret word is Dance 

MARILYN SEZ…


“Just keep that Brit harpie away from me.!”

Saturday, April 06, 2013

SUNDAY BREAKFAST


















Beats the hell out of toast and marmalade or eggs and bacon. What can I say? After this lot I won’t say a word. I probably won’t write. I may not even walk. But I will feel no pain. So lets; all listen to Buddy Holly Take 11. Click here.

The secret word is once again Oblivion

CHARLIE DOESN’T WANT TO PLAY GLASTONBURY














Yup.

“I don't want to do it. Everyone else does. I don't like playing outdoors, and I certainly don't like festivals. I've always thought they're nothing to do with playing. Playing is what I'm doing at the weekend (1). That's how I was brought up. But that's me, personally. When you're a band … you do anything and everything. But Glastonbury, it's old hat really. I never liked the hippy thing to start with. It's not what I'd like to do for a weekend, I can tell you.” Click here for more.

Click here for the Rolling Stones being implausibly psychedelic

MARILYN SEZ…













“I come in colours too. Just watch me.”

YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE WEEKENDSD?


REALLY?


YOU WILL ALSO NEED TO STRAP IN


Thursday, April 04, 2013

FRIDAY? NOT SO GOOD



















Just so you don’t get the idea that this is another dose of “why I left America” let’s start this uneasy Friday by noting that its fucking freezing here in Brighton, The daffodils have died when they should being doing a full flying Wordsworth and I suspect the Greenland Pump has collapsed and the Gulf Stream is history, but they don’t know how to break it to us that England’s green and pleasant is headed for tundra. But we can’t stay away from the USA. Here’s a nation in which 50% of the population believe that Universe was created 6000 some years ago and 4% believe that shape-shifting reptilian people control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies, and we watch as they strap on their guns for a thermo nuclear High Noon showdown with a Kim Jong-un, the manchild nitwit with a daddy complex and nukes in his toy box.. A recent study revealed our American cousins may be madder than even I suspected and I lived among them for a very long time. It’s not the low numbers that worry me. It’s the high ones by default.
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"Did we ever really land on the moon? 7% of those surveyed said they thought Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin took not one giant leap.
Is Osama bin Laden still out there? Well, the vast majority of respondents here thought not. But 11% aren't quite sure.
Was the CIA "instrumental" in dealing crack cocaine into America's inner cities in the 1980s? 14% of respondents say yes.
Does the media or government add "secret mind-controlling technology" to television broadcasts? 15% of those surveyed think Brian Williams and the rest are up to something more nefarious than just delivering the nightly news.
Do you think President Obama is the antichrist? 13% of registered American voters surveyed think so while another 13% are not sure. The polling firm didn't stop with the more outlandish beliefs, however. The survey also covered some political conspiracy theories that are a bit more in the mainstream.
Do you believe the Bush administration intentionally misled the U.S. about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq to promote the war? 44% of respondents said yes; 45% said no.
Do you believe Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11? 28% of respondents thought he was, while 51% thought he wasn't.
Did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy? Only 25% of those surveyed thought he acted alone. 51% thought there was a larger conspiracy.
Is global warming a hoax? 37% of respondents said it is, 51% think it is not.
And, of course: Do you believe that a "secretive power elite with a globalist agenda is conspiring to eventually rule the world through an authoritarian world government, or New World Order?" Surprisingly, 28% of those surveyed said yes."  

The secret word is Worry

COLONEL WALTER E. KURTZ SEZ…














“We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!”

Click here for The Bird

THE FROZDICK FAMILY



















The family considered sending Desmond Frozdick for treatment, but they needed the eggs. 

MASKED AND GRATUITOUS


WE HAVE THIS EFFECT ON SOME PEOPLE


WE HAVE THIS EFFECT ON SOME PEOPLE

Thursday, March 28, 2013

IMPORTANT NOTE (TO ME AT LEAST)





















British Summertime starts on Sunday, which makes all the information below about the radio show, basically be one hour earlier outside the UK (Including me dragging myself out of bed.)   

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

IT’S PROMOTIN’ TIME














IT’S PROMOTION TIME

This coming Sunday at noon GMT, instead of blogging Sunday Breakfast on Doc40, I’ll be live on the radio at Resonance at 104.4 FM for an entire hour beaming in from a secret location. (And if all goes according to plan I will be previewing The Deviants dangerous new single “The Fury Of The Mob.”) For those of you in other parts of the UK – or in other parts of the world --the best way to listen to the show is by going to www.resonancefm.com . On the home page is a listening button - which is downloadable too. Within ten minutes of the show finishing, there will be a soundcloud available.

“The programme is called 'Traffic Island Discs' and will be presented by Dean Stalham.
Dean's Resonance slot 'Art Saves Lives' became a regular, legendary Sunday programme drawing on a diversity of guests, live music plus elements of occasional controlled chaos .It's evolving of course and 'Traffic Island Discs' is part of that. The four programmes are a pilot for a further series to be broadcast later on and as already mentioned based on the BBC programme 'Desert Island Discs' except that we have limited the selection to 6 and of course it's 'live'. Tune into 'Art Saves Lives'"

Click here for Costello

The secret worth is Radiogram

THIS IS TRULY SURREAL


















Click here to discover the just how surreal. Marc Campbell of Dangerous Minds is responsible..

BOY HOWDY!


PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING


OKAY, WE’LL POST IT


BUT THOSE COMMIES WILL STOP AT NOTHING


GRATUITOUS INK


Sunday, March 24, 2013

SUNDAY BREAKFAST


Wake, wake, smell, smell, coffee, coffee, bacon, bacon, crackle, crackle, eggs, eggs, fried slice, fried slice, grapefruit, grapefruit, vodka, vodka, toast, toast, marmalade, marmalade, pills, pills, lingerie, lingerie, fantasy, fantasy, plausible, implausible. Good morning.

Click here for Big Joe Turner

Click here for Willy DeVillle

The secret word Fry

MARILYN SEZ…





















“Photoshop has very kindly put me in a motel room with Elvis Presley.” 

BATMAN AND ROBIN FAIL AS DRAG QUEENS


DISTURBING?
















Cloning hybrid owls and pussy cats is asking for trouble.

GRATUITOUS RED


Saturday, March 23, 2013

SILENT, BLOODLESS, THEY COME AT US WITH NUMBERS













I read the news, I watch the TV, I join the dots. I feel ill. I hope I’m wrong but Cyprus and Detroit only seem to confirm that we are in the middle of a global coup d’etat by the world’s bankers. This from Glenn Ford

“From Nicosia, Cyprus, to Detroit, Michigan, the global financial octopus is squeezing the life out of society, stripping away public and individual assets in a vain attempt to fend off its own, inevitable collapse. The bankers “troika” that effectively rules Europe prepares to reach into the individual accounts of ordinary depositors on the island nation of Cyprus to fund the bailout of their local banking brethren. Across the Atlantic, a corporate henchman makes arrangements to seize the assets and abolish the political rights of a Black metropolis. The local colorations may vary, but the crisis is the same: massed capital is devouring its social and natural environment. Either we liquidate the banksters, or Wall Street will liquidate us. Detroit and the people of Cyprus share the same enemy, a class that is beyond the reach of simple civil rights suits. The Lords of Capital on Wall Street and the City of London and the Federal Reserve in Washington and in the “troika” at Brussels confront their own existential crisis, which compels them to liquidate the public sector so that it can eventually be transferred to their own balance sheets. There are many ways to accomplish this, through privatization of existing public institutions, or by simply blowing a hole in public services and allowing privateers to fill the void, subsidized by public funds. However, nothing can save the banksters from inevitable, and increasingly imminent, collapse. Ever-increasing profit margins must be achieved, somehow, or the system implodes. Hundreds of trillions of notional dollars in derivatives must be serviced and fed by a class that makes nothing and can only survive by chicanery and coercion by governments under their control.In Cyprus, they are prepared to brazenly snatch euros directly from working and retired people’s accounts to fund a bank bailout, without even bothering to construct a convoluted pathway from the victims’ accounts to their own. They have reached the point of outright confiscation, and will not stop until they have stripped society of the potential to save itself from the ruins. We have no choice but to confiscate them – to destroy them utterly as a class.” (Click here for the rest)

Click here for RATM

The secret word is Stealth

HEY TONY…















How close are current banking practices to RICO predicates for a criminal conspiracy? 

LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDOURED THING





















Click here for Nat King Cole

DOMINO


GATUITOUS GYLLENHAAL,


Friday, March 22, 2013

IN THE FUTURE THE CIA WILL KNOW EVERYTHING













Did you think no one would notice what you were doing on Facebook?

“Speaking at a technology conference in New York City Wednesday night, CIA chief technology officer Ira Hunt stated that the CIA "fundamentally [tries] to collect everything and hang on to it forever," referring to massive troves of personal data that have become increasingly accessible through online and wireless technology. Text messages, social media, online videos, and 'cloud' data storage technologies have proliferated in recent years and the CIA is hungry for more development in technology that could potentially store and organize all such information in unprecedented databases, referred to as 'Big Data'. "The value of any piece of information is only known when you can connect it with something else that arrives at a future point in time," Hunt said. "Since you can't connect dots you don't have, it drives us into a mode of, we fundamentally try to collect everything and hang on to it forever." Hunt did not reveal how and through what vehicles the CIA would gain access to every piece of cyber information that citizens put out there, but he did express the agency's unrelenting desire for technology and intelligence capabilities—such as advanced storage facilities—that would allow them to do so. "It is really very nearly within our grasp to be able to compute on all human generated information," Hunt said. "You're already a walking sensor platform," he added. "You are aware of the fact that somebody can know where you are at all times, because you carry a mobile device, even if that mobile device is turned off," he said. "You know this, I hope? Yes? Well, you should." Hunts statements arrive shortly after reports surfaced earlier this week that Amazon has signed a 10-year contract with the CIA worth $600 million to develop a vast cloud storage infrastructure for the agency.”

Click here for Bob

The secret word is Sideways

DON’T ASK ME, MY HANDS ARE TIED


THE FROZDICK FAMILY
















Bonnie-Jo Frozdick did not want to be photographed on the back of Elvis’ motorcycle.

NOW THE BASTARDS EVEN INSULT OUR INTELLIGENCE



WE LEAVE FUNCTION OF THIS DEVICE TO YOUR IMAGINATION




GRATUITOUS CRAWL


Monday, March 18, 2013

EGO UNCHAINED





















A few weeks ago my pal and poet the excellent Ben Graham conducted a marathon interview round here at Alexandra Villas and finally it’s posted. Just click here and it's your’s for the reading.

Click here for the inevitable Elvis

The secret word is Promotion 

LOVE IS A MANY SPENDOURED THING


WE WARNED YOU—NOW THE FELINES HAVE AIR POWER














(Lifted from Ken Shimamoto)

GRATUITOUS CORSET


Sunday, March 17, 2013

SUNDAY BREAKFAST





















When our long time comrade and running buddy HCB introduced me to THE CREATURE, his purpose was unclear. I didn’t know what was expected of me. What should I do with IT on this weary St. Patrick’s Sunday morn after I had spent long hours in a recording studio with the rest of the Deviants cutting a brilliant new single? Should I deep fry IT in batter, should I feed IT to Finn the cat, or lead IT gently by tentacle to a taxi and thence to a cheap hot-sheet motel and engage in a star slippery-sucker naked-lunch congress (perhaps with live video.) What would Jim Morrison have done? I asked HCB his opinion but HBB was of absolutely no help. He merely questioned the quality of the hotel. I pointed out that the Savoy didn’t take guests with tentacles and I hung up.

Click here for The Misfits

The secret word is Fhtagn 

MARILYN SEZ…




















“I’m leaving Farren with his squiddly paramour and going for a drive.”

RESULTS CAN BE UNEXPECTED!


ESPECIALLY WHEN OTHERS JOINED THE PARTY


AND GENRES BECAME SO IMPLAUSIBLY MIXED…


…THAT SOME SOUGHT REFUGE IN THE LAUNDROMAT