Wednesday, January 16, 2013
“YOU EXPECT A BLOWJOB AFTER THE SHIT YOU PULLED?
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Sunday, January 13, 2013
SUNDAY BREAKFAST
Did you
ever have one of those lost and out-of-focus mornings when you wish it was
still Saturday night? Or have we put all that behind us?
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The secret
word is Dissolute
BUT LITTLE TOMMY WILL SAVE US ALL
This will
probably get me on some Scientology shitlist.
“Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens — not on the big
screen but in real life.
His day job as an actor pales next to the billion-year contract of service he signed with the
Church of Scientology, according to a bombshell new book, “Going Clear:
Scientology, Hollywood & The Prison of Belief.” New Yorker writer Lawrence
Wright details Cruise’s demigod status within the church, as well as the
group’s ultimate purpose — protect humanity from aliens living in our bodies,
who are bent on destroying us and ultimately the planet. Cruise was introduced
to the religion when he was 23 years old by his then-girlfriend, actress Mimi
Rogers. Seven years his senior, Rogers was an avowed member of Scientology;
they married in 1987. Cruise was quickly intrigued, but he kept his initial
participation low-profile. He began undergoing “auditing” — a process in which
church members are queried about every aspect of their lives — under his given name,
Thomas Mapother IV. It took several years for church leaders to realize that
for all of their celebrity acolytes — including John Travolta, Priscilla
Presley, Kirstie Alley, Kelly Preston and Sonny Bono — they had a true
superstar at their disposal.
Cruise would later come to believe that in the hierarchy of
Scientology, he was No. 3, behind only the founder, the late L. Ron Hubbard
(known as LRH) and No. 2 David Miscavige, who goes by COB, for Chairman of the
Board of the Religious Technology Center.” Click here for more (although it is from
the NY Post.)
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THE FROZDICK FAMILY
Lois Lane
Frozdick, despite her height, was warmly welcomed to the Galactic Sisterhood.
Thursday, January 10, 2013
GODDAMN IT TO HELL!
I am still
numb from the news about my old friend Wilko Johnson. What is there to say
except…except…keep driving that plane.
THE LUNATICS BUILT THE ASYLUM
Did you
ever wonder why the ultra-rich and mega-powerful are such unmitigated swine? Kevin Dutton attempts to explain in Scientific
American, in a story titled "What Psychopaths Teach Us About How to
Succeed"
"Traits that are common
among psychopathic serial killers -- a grandiose sense of self-worth,
persuasiveness, superficial charm, ruthlessness, lack of remorse and the
manipulation of others -- are also shared by politicians and world leaders.
Individuals, in other words, running not from the police. But for office. Such
a profile allows those who present with these traits to do what they like when
they like, completely unfazed by the social, moral or legal consequences of
their actions. ...
"If you are violent and
cunning, like the real-life "Hannibal Lecter" Robert Maudsley, you
might take a fellow inmate hostage, smash his skull in and sample his brains
with a spoon as nonchalantly as if you were downing a soft-boiled egg.
(Maudsley, by the way, has been cooped up in solitary confinement for the past
30 years, in a bulletproof cage in the basement of Wakefield Prison in
England.)
"Or if you are a
brilliant neurosurgeon, ruthlessly cool and focused under pressure, you might,
like the man I'll call Dr. Geraghty, try your luck on a completely different
playing field: at the remote outposts of 21st-century medicine, where risk
blows in on 100-mile-per-hour winds and the oxygen of deliberation is thin. 'I
have no compassion for those whom I operate on,' he told me. 'That is a luxury
I simply cannot afford. In the theater I am reborn: as a cold, heartless
machine, totally at one with scalpel, drill and saw. When you're cutting loose
and cheating death high above the snowline of the brain, feelings aren't fit
for purpose. Emotion is entropy -- and seriously bad for business. I've hunted
it down to extinction over the years.' ...
"Psychopaths are
fearless, confident, charismatic, ruthless and focused. Yet, contrary to
popular belief, they are not necessarily violent. Far from its being an
open-and-shut case -- you're either a psychopath or you're not -- there are,
instead, inner and outer zones of the disorder: a bit like the fare zones on a
subway map. There is a spectrum of psychopathy along which each of us has our
place. ...
"[In a test designated as Case 1, subjects were told
they could save five lives, but to do so they had to flip a switch that would
kill one person. In Case 2, they could also save five lives, but they could
only do so by pushing another person to his death.] Just like most normal
members of the population, psychopaths make pretty short work of the dilemma
presented in Case 1. Yet -- and this is where the plot thickens -- quite unlike
normal people [who have difficulty with Case 2 because it is more personal],
they also make pretty short work of Case 2. Psychopaths, without batting an
eye, are perfectly happy to [push that person to his death].
"To compound matters further, this difference in
behavior is mirrored, rather distinctly, in the brain. The pattern of neural
activation in both psychopaths and normal people is well matched on the
presentation of impersonal moral dilemmas -- but dramatically diverges when
things get a bit more personal.
"Imagine that I were to pop you into a functional MRI
machine and then present you with the two dilemmas. What would I observe as you
went about negotiating their moral minefields? Just around the time that the
nature of the dilemma crossed the border from impersonal to personal, I would
see your amygdala and related brain circuits -- your medial orbitofrontal
cortex, for example -- light up like a pinball machine. I would witness the
moment, in other words, that emotion puts its money in the slot. But in a
psychopath, I would see only darkness. The cavernous neural casino would be
boarded up and derelict -- the crossing from impersonal to personal would pass
without any incident. ...
" 'Intellectual ability on its own is just an elegant
way of finishing second,' one successful CEO told me. 'Remember, they don't
call it a greasy pole for nothing. The road to the top is hard. But it's easier
to climb if you lever yourself up on others. Easier still if they think
something's in it for them.'
"Jon Moulton, one of London's most successful venture
capitalists, agrees. In a recent interview with the Financial Times,
he lists determination, curiosity and insensitivity as his three most valuable
character traits.
"No prizes for guessing the first two. But
insensitivity? The great thing about insensitivity, Moulton explains, is that
'it lets you sleep when others can't.' "
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The secret word is Impasse
Tuesday, January 08, 2013
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ELVIS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Did you
notice I was gone? Were you irked by my absence? I figured after the bloody
Maya let us down and the planet went on tediously turning, and at time when the
solstice Saturnalia of alcohol, tryptophan and figgy pudding was rolling, I may as well
low and play with my toys. But now it’s Elvis’ birthday, a long-time post-Yule
call to arms, and thus it’s time to rise up and return to my well-worn personal trench.
In this instance, I will to turn you over to Keith Richards and his fanboy
Presley assessment. Click here
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for “I’m Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone” (referenced by Keith in his comments.)
The secret
number is 78
NOW CAN I WORRY?
In October
1979, a moment in history was created when the reactor accident and potential
meltdown at The Mile Island finally broke Alfred E. Neuman’s cool, clueless,
what-me-worry exterior.
Monday, December 31, 2012
TWO THOUSAND AND…
Another
year for me and you? And what will this number-tainted twelve month serve up on
its mystery platter. Regular readers will be aware that – like, Stephen King –
I’m a screaming triskaidekaphobe so my expectations are not too fucking lofty
for the upcoming. But poor numerology is no excuse for not continuing the good
fight while our strength holds. I also picked up this interweb tidbit...
“The number 13 has been a
magical number since the Ancient Egyptians first depicted the Ladder to Eternal
Life. They believed that there were twelve steps on the ladder to eternal life
and knowledge and to take the thirteenth step meant going through death into
everlasting life. Thirteen, for the Egyptians, was associated with
immortality.”
On the other hand, thirteen steps traditionally led to the gallows in old time western movies.
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The secret
word is Annual
Jerry
Anderson – RIP
Fontella
Bass – RIP
BOB'S BOOT HEELS WANDER
But note
the stiff little index fingers. Then click here for seven fine minutes of Ma.
(The image was provided by UK Steve)
Friday, December 21, 2012
GRATUITOUS WAITING FOR THE END
I really don't buy this New York math that the b'ak'tun ran out at at 11.11am, and the party is at 8.00 pm UPSTAIRS AT THE CAROLINE OF BRUNSWICK, 39 Ditchling Road, Brighton, East Sussex BN1 4SB, 01273 624 434
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The secret
word is Tomorrow
Thursday, December 20, 2012
SO IT’S GOTTA BE TRUE
Even at the end of the world you can count of the NY Post.
Under the banner…
NYERS WHO BELIEVE IN
MAYAN APOCALYPSE SEARCH FOR SEX BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS…they regale us
of the following.
"All the horny hubbub has been caused by a doomsday
prediction made by the ancient Mayan calendar, which predicts the world will
end on Dec. 21, 2012, at 11:11 a.m.
While some people around the world are arming themselves and
digging into bunkers, many New Yorkers are simply hoping for a hot time. “I
will be looking for an end-of-the-world hook-up,” Dennis Cintron, 29, a Lower
East Side bartender, told The Post. “If you’re going to go out, go out with a
bang.” Click here for more.
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That secret word is Climax
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
LOSNG TIME ON HIGHWAY 5
Hanukkah has already past and the Solstice, Yule, Xmas, Kwanza,
Festivus, Saturnalia, and all the other celebrations of the returning of the
light bear down on us fast and – in this dismal, dubious, and maybe even
dangerous year – we also have the Maya-inspired possibility that there won’t
even be a 2013. (Triskaidekaphobes may be relieved.) So on Friday we party (scroll down for
details) and in the meantime I could hardly resist posting this weirdass tale from
HCB.
“Two young men whose duties cause them to travel National
Route No. 5 on a regular basis between the communities of Catriló and Santa
Rosa reported feeling "disoriented" during the trip on three separate
occasions. After several minutes had elapsed, they noticed that they continued
the trip without any further incident, but without any recollection of the
distance they had already covered. This occurred to them on three separate
instances and at different times, both noon and sunset, without any apparent
explanation. Joel, one of the protagonists of the strange story, told CEUFO
that they were chatting normally at one point and suddenly became disoriented,
having no idea of what happened to them, but upon reacting, they realized they
had covered several kilometers without any memory of doing so. The stretch of
road where this alleged incident occurred is a segment of some 35 kilometers
between the towns of Lonquimay and Anguil.
A similar incident befell a driver some ten years ago in the
vicinity of Lonquimay. He stopped at a service station to ask "where he
was" as he had no idea how he'd gotten there, although he had envisioned
driving along that road. The driver continued his journey in the area in
question, feeling disoriented once again. He reached the locality of Toay
without knowing how he'd accomplished the trip. The event became widely known
and a source of discussion among residents of Lonquimay and its environs, but
was not picked up by the media. For this reason, the Centro de Estudios OVNI
issued a communiqué aimed at "people driving along National Route No. 5,
specifically the segment between the localities of Lonquimay and Anguil, and
who may have sensed time anomalies, should please report it immediately to
CEUFO, as we have received reports of three cases at different times and days
within the past month."
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The secret
word is Membrane
Sunday, December 16, 2012
SUNDAY BREAKFAST
I think I
need a drink. A Cuba Libre? I played a show with The Deviants on Friday night,
and, like the codger that I am, I rested up yesterday and it was only when I
turned on my computer that I found the long breaking news feed on the deadly
insanity in Connecticut. I wasn’t being fair but I was suddenly damn glad that
I’d left America. It wasn’t so much the crime itself. Such things happen and
they are both mind-wrenchingly tragic and close to inexplicable. What worries
me more are the minor monsters who slither from the woodwork in the wake of
this kind of horror. Check these two comments lifted at random and unedited
from the Murdoch-owned New York Daily News online…
"Finding out the REASON for these killings makes the deaths have
meaninig. The REASON behind these shootings, which needs to be exposed is that
PSYCH MEDS cause suicide, homicide and are being used to genocide the whole
world. ALl the mass shooters were on them. The REAL CULPRITS are psychiatrists;
these shooters are victims too. Remember Levi Aron? Who killed Leiby Kletzky -
Levi's sister died on a psych hospital from suicide caused by the drugs. Levi
was ON psych drugs and used them to kill Leiby. He did to the kid what was done
to HIM by psychiatry. Same story everywhere. stThe columbine shooters were ON
psych drugs AND taking a death ed class. In the 90s many schools had them and
the suicide rates shot up duh. WHy? the social engineers who RUN mental health
and education want to depopulate the pl
anet by 90% and mind control everyone thru drugs. Brave New
world by Aldous Huxley was the blueprint for them - a fascist society where
everyone is drugged for control. Huxley said "a scientific fascism will be
easy to sell the masses" meaning, the "supposedly scientific"
mental health system which is atheistic and FALSELY calls Christians and
everyone with spiritual experiences and beliefs schizophrenic. The murderers
are the drs who drug people. The drugs brainwash peple. Al the major assassins
were brainwashed patsies - one of the reasons is to justify GUN Control laws to
disarm the population so we cant protect ourselves from the government. It is
ALL MANIPULATION. They WANT us to beg the government to protect us. Remember
SON OF SAM David Berkowitz? He became a born again Christian 12 years ago and
is nO LONGER CRAZY. He says he WAS crazy due to dabbling in the occult wjhich
opened him to demonic possession .THat testimony is important and people need
to hear it - that JESUS HEALS People of Mental and Physical illness. IF
berkowitz had been killed, nobody would hear his testikmony. what use is that/
He sholuld be set FREE so MILLIONS can hear his story - THEN his victims at
least won't have died in vain. See my website, free books and articles at
1prophetspeaks.com HOw to be healed, saved & born again. Jesus heals The
mental health system is a front for nazi genocide QUOtes showing the real
agendas behind mental health and education ILlluminati mind conttrol in psych
drugs, music and education."
Or try this
one…
"More to the point, the anti-gun laws failed repeatedly as
they do with criminals who ignore them. The 'Gun Free School Zone" policy
is not only a total failure, it's a magnet for mass-killers, might as well
paint a bullseye on every school. See, when law abiding citizens see 'gun free
zone', they know not to bring a firearm anywhere near it. But when criminals
see a gun-free zone, they see it as a green light, a soft target of
opportunity. No law would have stopped this psycho-geek who apparently was
known to many in ewtown to be dangerous. One armed school official - teacher,
janitor, principal - would have. But the liberal rats in the media and their
big mouth big city ghoul mayors will laugh at that, preferring instead to
disarm the citizens so that their gutter accomplices in the criminal world can
more readily prey on them. Keeps the Elites in power."
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The secret
word is Unthinkable
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
BANG, WHIMPER, OR DRUNK?
How better
to face the final curtain and defy the Mayan calendar than all together in the
back room of a Brighton pub? But please note this is not a full flying Deviants
rock & roll show. That’s this week. At this gathering we’ll have solos,
duos and trios, guitars and drums, rants and chants and maybe experiments, cake
and the odd exotic dancer. Human sacrifice is optional.
Sunday, December 09, 2012
SUNDAY BREAKFAST
Our slimy,
bungling, bought-and-paid-for old-Etonian Prime Minister has decided that the plebs
are drinking too much – which seems hardly surprising in the foul and uncertain
midst of the entire austerity movement of which he is a graspingly enthusiastic
supporter. He means to put a stop to all this proletariat drunkenness by
raising the price of booze. The BBC tells us…
“The
government is proposing a minimum price of 40p per unit of alcohol in England
and Wales in an effort to "turn the tide" against binge drinking.It
believes this could transform the behaviour of those who cause the most
problems for hospitals and police. It also plans
to "end the notion that drinking is an unqualified right by piloting
sobriety schemes for those people whose offending is linked to excessive
alcohol consumption", says the strategy document." (Click here for the rest
of the sorry story.)
Which
essentially means the rich are fucking the poor yet again and they won’t even
have the courtesy of getting us drunk first. Which in turn reminds me of the
old Paddy Ryan song…
I am the man, the very fat man,
That waters the workers' beer
I am the man, the very fat man,
That waters the workers' beer
And what do I care if it makes them ill,
If it makes them terribly queer
I've a car, a yacht, and an aeroplane,
And I waters the workers' beer
Now when I waters the workers' beer,
I puts in strychnine
Some methylated spirits,
And a can of kerosene
Ah, but such a brew so terribly strong,
It would make them terribly queer
So I reaches my hand for the watering-can
And I waters the workers' beer
Now a drop of good beer is good for a man
When he's tired, thirsty and hot
And I sometimes have a drop myself,
From a very special pot
For a strong and healthy working class
Is the thing that I most fear
So I reaches my hand for the watering-can
And I waters the workers' beer
Now ladies fair, beyond compare,
Be you maiden or wife
Spare a thought for such a man
Who leads such a lonely life
For the water rates are frightfully high,
And the meths is terribly dear
And there ain't the profit there used to be
In watering the workers' beer
That waters the workers' beer
I am the man, the very fat man,
That waters the workers' beer
And what do I care if it makes them ill,
If it makes them terribly queer
I've a car, a yacht, and an aeroplane,
And I waters the workers' beer
Now when I waters the workers' beer,
I puts in strychnine
Some methylated spirits,
And a can of kerosene
Ah, but such a brew so terribly strong,
It would make them terribly queer
So I reaches my hand for the watering-can
And I waters the workers' beer
Now a drop of good beer is good for a man
When he's tired, thirsty and hot
And I sometimes have a drop myself,
From a very special pot
For a strong and healthy working class
Is the thing that I most fear
So I reaches my hand for the watering-can
And I waters the workers' beer
Now ladies fair, beyond compare,
Be you maiden or wife
Spare a thought for such a man
Who leads such a lonely life
For the water rates are frightfully high,
And the meths is terribly dear
And there ain't the profit there used to be
In watering the workers' beer
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The secret
word is Bottle
Huw Lloyd Langton – RIP
Sir Patrick Moore – RIP
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