Thursday, February 07, 2013

THIS WOMAN IS DANGEROUSLY INSANE


















My mind has ceased to boggle. I can only console myself that the interior life of  Cathrynn Brown must be truly hideous and painfully and profoundly miserable.

“After much uproar, New Mexico attorney, wingnut lady legislator, Right to Life board member and alleged GOP Rep. Cathrynn Brown is walking back as fast as she can from her proposed bill to charge rape and incest survivors with "tampering with evidence" - a felony carrying a possible three-year prison sentence - if they choose to abort a rapist's fetus. No no no, Brown says: It was "an error - I missed that one" - to suggest the bill would criminalize and prosecute the victims, who she wants to "protect," really, along with making their choices for them. Actually Brown, whose Facebook page sports an iconic photo of a gun resting on a Bible in front of the Constitution, just wants to nail those who might want to help the victim make her own decision about her intolerable cirumstance - ie: doctors or nurses "facilitating" an abortion for her. Let them go to jail for "intent to destroy evidence of the crime." Wanna see a crime? This woman in a position of power. Alas, she isn't alone. More awful bills in many states here.
From House Bill 206: "Tampering with evidence shall include procuring or facilitating an abortion, or compelling or coercing another to obtain an abortion, of a fetus that is the result of criminal sexual penetration or incest with the intent to destroy evidence of the crime."

The secret word is Loathsome

RIP – Reg Presley

Click here for what purports to be the entire Trogg’s Tape

YOU DO THE MATH













Do we embrace the vicious stupidity or just keep score?

“The US has spent over $10,000 per person in Afghanistan killing them, when they have a per capita annual income of around $500. The US could have bribed the entire country to go along with its agenda, but instead it made everyone in the country hate it (except of course the few who profited immensely from US contracts).250,000 BULLETS are used by the USA per every "insurgent" killed in Afghanistan." Click here for more


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Sunday, February 03, 2013

SUNDAY BREAKFAST














Do you ever wake up in the morning (or afternoon) with a feeling that the world needs to know much more about Nicola Tesla and how he might have ushered in an electric utopia had it not been for been for Thomas Edison and George Westinghouse and the capitalist profit motive. I don’t do it often but today was an exception. Maybe it was because January 7th was the 70th anniversary of Tesla’s death, maybe because Tesla came up on my Facebook page a couple of days ago, or perhaps because the movie The Prestige in which David Bowie plays Tesla ran on TV the other night. Whatever the reason, let’s get to it. (My own personal theory is that Tesla was just a stranded alien trying to phone home.) There’s a pretty detailed entry on Wikipedia. Here’s a short except.

“At his lab, Tesla proved that the earth was a conductor. He produced artificial lightning (with discharges consisting of millions of volts and up to 135 feet long). Thunder from the released energy was heard 15 miles away in Cripple Creek, Colorado. People walking along the street observed sparks jumping between their feet and the ground. Electricity sprang from taps when turned on. Light bulbs within 100 feet of the lab glowed even when turned off. Horses in a livery stable bolted from their stalls after receiving shocks through their metal shoes. Butterflies were electrified, swirling in circles with blue halos of St. Elmo's fire around their wings.
While experimenting, Tesla accidentally short-circuited the generator, causing a power outage In August 1917, Tesla explained what had happened in The Electrical Experimenter: "As an example of what has been done with several hundred kilowatts of high frequency energy liberated, it was found that the dynamos in a power house six miles away were repeatedly burned out, due to the powerful high frequency currents set up in them, and which caused heavy sparks to jump thru the windings and destroy the insulation!"
At his lab, Tesla observed unusual signals from his receiver (which he interpreted as 1—2—3—4), which he later believed were extraterrestrial radio wave communications coming from Mars. The signals were substantially different from the signals those that he had noted from noise of storms and the earth, Specifically, he later recalled that the signals appeared in groups of one, two, three, and four clicks together, Tesla was highly criticized upon revealing his finding.”

Or you could click here for a 42-minute film. Or click here for a somewhat dopey but well meaning and on-the-money website.

The secret word is Zap

Ed Koch --RIP

MARILYN SEZ…













“How do you think I got in to see the extraterrestrials?"

THR FROZDICK FAMILY





















Cumulus Frozdick drummed for 53 hours straight but it still refused to rain.

THIS IS NOT MOTOHEAD MERCHANDISE


LIFE...


Tuesday, January 29, 2013

SARAH PALIN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
















Seems like we won’t have Sarah Palin to kick around any more. Ask not for whom the blue bus is calling. Palin has reached her sell-by date and will be carried away by the inevitable time stream of huckster history that takes them all, the good, the bad, and the bozos. I’ll guess I'll miss her. You, me, and Tina Fey had so much fun at the expense of the witless Witch Queen of Wasilla.but now it’s all over. As the New York Daily News tells it…

“Fox News chief Roger Ailes, who once thought Palin a hot commodity, began privately calling her "stupid," according to a 2011 article in New York Magazine. During the Republican National Convention in August, Palin publicly complained that Fox News had canceled her on-air interviews. And rising Republican leaders, like Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, are steering the GOP away from Palin's Tea Party philosophies in the wake of Mitt Romney's 2012 defeat.  Palin was paid a salary of $1 million per year while at Fox, and a University of Minnesota study found that during her tenure at the network she earned a hefty $15.85 per word spoken on air.”

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The secret word is Passage

THIS IS WHERE I KEEP MY OVERDRAFT



















Some may disagree but if your bank is going to be crooked (and that seems inevitable) I think it’d rather have it laundering dope money than throwing folks out of their homes.  

TENNESSEE WILLIAMS 20TH CENTURY


TENNESSEE WILLIAMS 21st CENTURY (You decide!)


EVA GREEN SEZ...






















“Don’t ask me, my hands are tied.”


SPACE OPERA


Sunday, January 27, 2013

SUNDAY BREAKFAST














One of the things I really miss now I’m back in England is a proper hotdog. Okay, I know probably half of you are disgusted by now and are just straining at the leash to tell me all about the bugs and the rats hairs and the diseases and all the other hotdog horror stories, But hey, a coke and a hotdog, what more can the hungover ask. And the tradition is a noble one and even comes with it's own landmarks Nathan’s on Coney Island, Pinks in Hollywood, but I’m no frankensnob, I’m just as happy with a Sabrett from a pushcart in Manhattan or the ones in the 7/11 revolving on those hot rollers.  I take my dog with mustard and ketchup. I like relish but it tends to get on your shirt. And that's my sunday dog tale and I’m sticking to it.

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The secret word is Bun 

Yossarian -- RIP

MARILYN SEZ…





















“Give the man a goddamned hotdog and while you’re there get me one too!".

BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT FROGS FOR A WHILE













Because their bodies absorb just about everything in their immediate environment, frogs are bellwethers of toxic pollution and what happens to them today happens to us tomorrow and right now they are dying.  

“Widely used pesticides can kill frogs within an hour, new research has revealed, suggesting the chemicals are playing a significant and previously unknown role in the catastrophic global decline of amphibians. The scientists behind the study said it was both "astonishing" and "alarming" that common pesticides could be so toxic at the doses approved by regulatory authorities, adding to growing criticism of how pesticides are tested. "You would not think products registered on the market would have such a toxic effect," said Carsten Brühl, at the University of Koblenz-Landau in Germany. "It is the simplest effect you can think of: you spray the amphibian with the pesticide and it is dead. That should translate into a dramatic effect on populations."
Trenton Garner, an ecologist at the Zoological Society of London, said: "This is a valuable addition to the substantial body of literature detailing how existing standards for the use of agricultural pesticides, herbicides and fertilisers are inadequate for the protection of biodiversity." Amphibians are the best example of the great extinction of species currently under way, as they are the most threatened and rapidly declining vertebrate group. More than a third of all amphibians are included in the IUCN "red list" of endangered species, with loss of habitat, climate change and disease posing the biggest threats. Brühl had previously studied how easily frogs can absorb pesticides through their permeable skins, which they can breathe through when underwater. But pesticides are not required to be tested on amphibians, said Brühl: "We could only find one study for one pesticide that was using an exposure likely to occur on farmland."
His team chose widely used fungicides, herbicides and insecticides. The most striking results were for a fungicide called pyraclostrobin, sold as the product Headline by the manufacturer BASF and used on 90 different crops across the world. It killed all the common European frogs used as test animals within an hour when applied at the rate recommended on the label. Other fungicides, herbicides and insecticides also showed acute toxicity, even when applied at just 10% of the label rate, with the insecticide dimethoate, for example, killing 40% of animals within a week.
The study, published on Thursday in Scientific Reports [will be live after embargo], concluded: "The observation of acute mortality in a vertebrate group caused by commercially available pesticides at recommended field rates is astonishing, since 50 years after the publication of Rachel Carson's Silent Spring one would have thought that the development of refined risk-assessment procedures would make such effects virtually impossible." A BASF spokesman disputed the findings: "This study was performed under laboratory 'worst-case' conditions. Under normal agricultural conditions amphibians are not exposed to such pesticide concentrations. According to our knowledge, no significant impact on amphibian populations has been reported despite the widespread and global use of the fungicide pyraclostrobin." Brühl said the method, a single spray directly on to the frogs, sometimes at just 10% of the label rate, was a "realistic worst-case" scenario. He added that in the field, multiple sprays of a variety of pesticides was likely and that chemicals might run off into ponds where frogs lived. Sandra Bell, Friends of the Earth's nature campaigner, said: "From frogs to bees, there is mounting evidence that the pesticide bombardment of our farmland is having a major impact on our precious wildlife. Strong action is urgently needed to get farmers off the chemical treadmill.
"As well as banning the most toxic products, governments must set clear targets for reducing all pesticides and ensure farmers have safe and thoroughly tested alternatives."
Earlier this month, the world's most widely used insecticide was for the first time officially labelled an "unacceptable" danger to bees feeding on flowering crops, by the European Food Safety Agency. The agency had previously stated that current "simplistic" regulations contained "major weaknesses".
"There is an urgency to address [the amphibian issue] as pesticides will be applied again soon because it's spring, and that's when we have all these migrations to ponds," said Brühl.
"We don't have any data from the wild about dead frogs because no one is looking for them – and if you don't look, you don't find. But the pesticides are very widely used and so have the potential to have a significant effect on populations."

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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

MAYBE IT’S A BANG BUT MORE LIKELY IT’S A WHIMPER













It’s been a while since we ran anything by our pessimistic pal Chris Hedges. Maybe I was making the transition from US politics (barking and dangerous) to Euro politics (old, corrupt, and dangerous) but this scenario of doom is too good to miss. The Mayans didn’t put us out of our misery but capitalism may well do the deed.

“The experience of a relatively easy 500 years of expansion and colonization, the constant taking over of new lands, led to the modern capitalist myth that you can expand forever,” Wright said. “It is an absurd myth. We live on this planet. We can’t leave it and go somewhere else. We have to bring our economies and demands on nature within natural limits, but we have had a 500-year run where Europeans, Euro-Americans and other colonists have overrun the world and taken it over. This 500-year run made it not only seem easy but normal. We believe things will always get bigger and better. We have to understand that this long period of expansion and prosperity was an anomaly. It has rarely happened in history and will never happen again. We have to readjust our entire civilization to live in a finite world. But we are not doing it, because we are carrying far too much baggage, too many mythical versions of deliberately distorted history and a deeply ingrained feeling that what being modern is all about is having more. This is what anthropologists call an ideological pathology, a self-destructive belief that causes societies to crash and burn. These societies go on doing things that are really stupid because they can’t change their way of thinking. And that is where we are.”
And as the collapse becomes palpable, if human history is any guide, we like past societies in distress will retreat into what anthropologists call “crisis cults.” The powerlessness we will feel in the face of ecological and economic chaos will unleash further collective delusions, such as fundamentalist belief in a god or gods who will come back to earth and save us. “Societies in collapse often fall prey to the belief that if certain rituals are performed all the bad stuff will go away,” Wright said. “There are many examples of that throughout history. In the past these crisis cults took hold among people who had been colonized, attacked and slaughtered by outsiders, who had lost control of their lives. They see in these rituals the ability to bring back the past world, which they look at as a kind of paradise. They seek to return to the way things were. Crisis cults spread rapidly among Native American societies in the 19th century, when the buffalo and the Indians were being slaughtered by repeating rifles and finally machine guns. People came to believe, as happened in the Ghost Dance, that if they did the right things the modern world that was intolerable—the barbed wire, the railways, the white man, the machine gun—would disappear.Click here for the rest

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The secret word is Hollow 

MARILYN SEZ…


“We’re all doomed. Get used to it.”

LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES

















The great H. R. Giger and his alien. Seemingly Giger is well pissed off by the lack of credit he has received for his creation. Click here to read all about it on Dangerous Minds.

THE FROZDICK FAMILY
















Seven bearded little Frozdicks meet with Fidel.

THE WARMTH OF THE VINYL (Part 2)


Sunday, January 20, 2013

SUNDAY BREAKFAST














Shinjuku is one of my favorite neighborhoods in the city of Tokyo, mainly because it’s wild, wooly, crazy-neon gorgeous, and a bit yakuza from what I could see. And also our good friend Yukiko lives there. It has an array of bars to rival Lower Manhattan or Brighton, buts it’s big on tourism and that spawns weirdness like the saloon in the picture that I couldn’t resist posting to share its bizarre wonder. I mean, could you imagine curing your Sunday morning coming-down hangover in a joint like that? I wouldn’t even fancy it for the Saturday drunk of the night before. (Did I mention the giant animatronic strippers?) Fortunately there is an invisible but very serious and very Japanese sign that says “NO ANARCHISTS, DOGS, OR ALCOHOLIC POETS “ The place is also way out of my pay grade and Tokyo social strata and they would never let me in which probably just as well but I still gawp such garish glory.

Click here for Don Henley’s best drunk song ever.

The secret word is Equilibrium

MARILYN SEZ…



















“Nothing was ever out of my pay grade.”

THE FUTURE ACCORDING TO HEFNER


DID YOU EVER CONSIDER A CAREER IN MEAT CUTTING?














That's right.PEOPLE MUST EAT!

GRATUITOUS GAYE ADVERT


Saturday, January 19, 2013

SELF PROMOTION SATURDAY #1




















Seemingly the summer fun starts here. It’s funny to think about June with snow in the garden.

I couldn’t find a decent song about June. Would you settle for May? Click here

The secret word is Monolith


SELF PROMOTION SATURDAY #2




















People seem to be writing nice things about me. I stumbled across this on an old io9

“For a speculative fiction ride of sex, drugs, and rock&roll that's less experimental (ahem, easier to read), I prefer Mick Farren, singer of the proto-punk band The Deviants, White Panther Party member, and Elvis scholar. Out of print, but well worth the hunt, are his multiverse romps in The DNA Cowboys Trilogy and Necrom, some truly weird fun shit. The dimension-tripping demon Yancey Slide from those adventures also turns up in the more recent Kindling and Conflagration He also wrote the Victor Renquist novels, a series of vampire novels that aren't totally lame. 2002's Underland has the CIA, vampires, and Nazis duking it out with flying saucers in the Hollow Earth beneath Antarctica. Yeah. Hell, just track down anything you can by Mick Farren.”

While this was on Disinformation (and I was alerted to it by our good pal Rich Dana of Obsolete.

“Truthfully, I wasn’t even totally stoked on Illuminatus. Kind of thought it was structured almost intentionally lazily which gave him (and Robert Shea) the ability to write down whatever thoughts happened to pop into their heads while they were stoned with zero regard for structure. Because of that I would actually recommend the much more underrated DNA Cowboys Trilogy by Mick Farren if you’re into this sort of epic mindfuckery. Mick Farren is crazy under-appreciated, just saying.”

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SELF PROMOTION SATURDAY #3





















If you want to make me feel more appreciated you could always buy on of these.

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ONE WAY TO BEAT THE CCTV






















I found this on one of the more aggressive mail order operations that hit my inbox.

“This military soldier skull face mask offers full face coverage. Eco-friendly, odor-free, and poison-free ABS construction ensures that you can wear it safely and comfortably. The mesh covered eye holes provide good eye coverage while offering great, fog-proof visibility. Foam padding accents, an adjustable elastic strap, and durable but lightweight construction ensure a good, comfortable fit. “

IT MAY NOT CURE THE FLU BUT IT SURE IMPROVES THE EXPERIENCE













It’s amazing what you find on the interwebs.although Maker's Mark isn't my favourite bourbon. 

“A small-batch ice-cream company claims to have scooped up a cure for the worst epidemic in years — a bold new flavor called “Influenza Sorbet.” The virus-soothing treat — made by Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams — blends Maker’s Mark bourbon, lemon and cayenne pepper to mimic an old family flu remedy. The dessert, which sells for $12 a pint, includes ginger and honey. Owner Jeni Britton Bauer, who operates Manhattan ice-cream trucks, says it eases sore throats and clears up nasal passages.”


DON’T YOU MISS THE 20TH CENTURY?



















This is Barbara Markay. Her 1980 disco single was “Give Your Dick To Me”. It was not a hit. 

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

KNOW THY FOE












This woman is among the righteous, activist, theocrat, Jesus-wants-me-for-sunbeam defenders of Christian values. But she also pimps out her daughter for prostitution and kiddie porn. I lifted this tasteless true tale from Dangerous Minds in order to pose the question – “Is there any way of stopping these swine from polluting the planet short of rounding them up and killing them?"    

“Take a good look at the face of Lisa Biron, a New Hampshire attorney who provides pro bono legal work for the anti-LGBT Christian group, the Alliance Defense Fund, a coalition of Christian lawyers. Fighting gay rights and woman’s reproductive rights are the main focus of the group’s litigation.
Biron has been found guilty—it took a jury just one hour to convict her—on eight felony charges involving child endangerment and producing child pornography. Via WMUR:
“A Manchester lawyer has been found guilty of exploiting a 14-year-old girl to produce child pornography, The Associated Press reported. Lisa Biron, 43, was accused of videotaping the girl having sex with two men. Biron faced eight federal indictments on charges of child sexual exploitation, transporting a child across state lines to produce child pornography and possession of child pornography, and was convicted on all of them after the jury deliberated for less than an hour. The trial began Wednesday, with prosecutors calling to the stand two men who said Biron videotaped them having sex with the 14-year-old. The final witness for the prosecution was an FBI agent who specializes in computer forensics. He testified that he retrieved pornographic images from a computer that had Biron listed as the owner. He said a confiscated iPhone also had a sexually explicit video involving the girl.”
According to the Joe.My.God blog, as Biron was being led away post-sentencing, she was overheard speaking to her father and blaming her 14-year-old victim, saying that “she had a part in this”

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The secret word is Lions 

HEY BOYS AND GIRLS! IT’S LEGO NAZIS


AS IF JUNKIES DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TROIBLES


“YOU EXPECT A BLOWJOB AFTER THE SHIT YOU PULLED?

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Sunday, January 13, 2013

SUNDAY BREAKFAST















Did you ever have one of those lost and out-of-focus mornings when you wish it was still Saturday night? Or have we put all that behind us?

Click here for the Ronettes

The secret word is Dissolute

MARILYN SEZ…





















“What’s up, Doc?”

BUT LITTLE TOMMY WILL SAVE US ALL












This will probably get me on some Scientology shitlist.

“Tom Cruise will save the world from aliens — not on the big screen but in real life.
His day job as an actor pales next to the billion-year contract of service he signed with the Church of Scientology, according to a bombshell new book, “Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood & The Prison of Belief.” New Yorker writer Lawrence Wright details Cruise’s demigod status within the church, as well as the group’s ultimate purpose — protect humanity from aliens living in our bodies, who are bent on destroying us and ultimately the planet. Cruise was introduced to the religion when he was 23 years old by his then-girlfriend, actress Mimi Rogers. Seven years his senior, Rogers was an avowed member of Scientology; they married in 1987. Cruise was quickly intrigued, but he kept his initial participation low-profile. He began undergoing “auditing” — a process in which church members are queried about every aspect of their lives — under his given name, Thomas Mapother IV. It took several years for church leaders to realize that for all of their celebrity acolytes — including John Travolta, Priscilla Presley, Kirstie Alley, Kelly Preston and Sonny Bono — they had a true superstar at their disposal.
Cruise would later come to believe that in the hierarchy of Scientology, he was No. 3, behind only the founder, the late L. Ron Hubbard (known as LRH) and No. 2 David Miscavige, who goes by COB, for Chairman of the Board of the Religious Technology Center.” Click here for more (although it is from the NY Post.)

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