Tuesday, July 14, 2009
SAVED FROM THE MAN-BEAST
While Democrats fritter away their time on economic recovery and healthcare let’s all give praise that fearless, conservative, god-fearing Republicans are keeping us safe from the really bad shit…
“U.S. Senator Sam Brownback (R-KAN) today with Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA) introduced the Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2009. “This legislation works to ensure that our society recognizes the dignity and sacredness of human life,” said Brownback. “Creating human-animal hybrids, which permanently alter the genetic makeup of an organism, will challenge the very definition of what it means to be human and is a violation of human dignity and a grave injustice.” The Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act would ban the creation of human-animal hybrids. Human-animal hybrids are defined as those part-human, part-animal creatures, which are created in laboratories, and blur the line between species. The bill is modest in scope and only affects efforts to blur the genetic lines between animals and humans. It does not preclude the use of animals or humans in legitimate research or health care where genetic material is not passed on to future generations, such as the use of a porcine heart valve in a human patient or the use of a lab rat with human diseases to develop treatments. Brownback continued, “This legislation is both philosophical and practical as it has a direct bearing upon the very essence of what it means to be human, and it draws a bright line with respect to how far we can go in attempting to create new creatures made with genes from both humans and animals.”
And let's not forget that Brownback is another member of The Family, that weirdass religious cult for rightwing megalomaniacs with the mysterious and secretive house on C Street. (Click here for more about them.) I don’t think I have anything else to say right now except I’m becoming more and more certain that the wheels are about to come off America.
The secret hyphenation is Post-Capitalism
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5 comments:
Hold on... what happens when humanity is all the same color & hairless & is becoming so inbred that we're losing all hope of having continuity for our specie?
Don't we have to start mating with other creatures? Aren't we going to need human-hybrids at that point in time?
Brownback would let God sort it out.
This reminds me of Sterling Hayden in Dr. Strangelove. Ranting about our precious bodily fluids etc.
They sound like they 've never met a scientist in their lives. Genetics must seem like a mysterious left- hand path discipline to them. The level of ignorance is breathtaking, but who cares... We 're all doomed anyway.
inter species erotica?
Who votes for these fucking people? Why do they think it's their job to decide this shit for everybody? Good grief
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