Monday, June 25, 2007

CREATURES FROM THE BLACK BUDGET



The Pentagon black budget is a secret iceberg that makes all horrors plausible. As in “gee, guys, wouldn’t be nifty to tailor a sexually transmitted long-incubation retro-virus to depopulate a whole third-world mineral-rich continent like Africa. And we can test it on the gay communities in New York and San Francisco.” (Thanks Valerie)

"Creating armor that renders a soldier invisible. Stimulating the brain to suppress sleep for days. Arming sharks with chemical implants and cameras to work as spies. This year the Pentagon will spend $78 billion, about half of all government research and development dollars, on a variety of projects, according to the American Association for the Advancement for Science (AAAS). The vast majority - about $68 billion - goes to traditional spending, like weapons development and space systems. But some fringe research mimics the best of science fiction. There seems to be no failure of imagination in advancing warfare, but some experts fear these farfetched projects show a little too much imagination. Just this month, the government confirmed that an Ohio Air Force laboratory had asked for $7.5 million to build a nonlethal "gay bomb," a weapon that would encourage enemies to make love, not war. The weapon would use strong aphrodisiacs to make enemy troops so sexually attracted to each other that they'd lose interest in fighting. Last year, scientists at Boston University developed brain implants that could steer sharklike dog fish with a phantom odor. Just three years ago, the military funded a specious study of psychic teleportation, according to the Federation of American Scientists. An 88-page report prepared by the Air Force Research Lab contended that moving through mind powers is "quite real and can be controlled."
"The military has a lot of crazy ideas," said Noah Shactman, editor of the Wired blog Danger Room. "But it's hard to turn these ideas into action."
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1 comment:

Josh Jasper said...

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?