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AND NOW THIS GUY IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF MINNESOTA Launching his campaign on Friday the 13th, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, –...

SHELLEY WINTERS -- RIP

WELCOME TO THE WEEKEND More later, but, right now, an inspirational message.

"For emergencies, darling, stash some gin in a perfume bottle. It’s perfect to wash down the Nembutal."

(After blogger being out of action all day...) THE BOOZE IS BACK The following report came from MSNBC. I must, however, add my own comment. ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. HOFMANN HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. HOFMANN HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. HOFMANN DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR BICYCLE? Dr Albert Hofmann, the disc...

"Sebastian, is this really the only way you can hook up with boys? Can’t you go to a gay bar like everyone else?"

MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE Hello. Welcome to the psychiatrist hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-d...

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR WE DON’T WANT YOUR FUCKING WAR The Pentagon are wondering why Army recruiting numbers are soooo down, and they decided...

Now I’m messing around with color and images, I naturally wonder what the merry visitors to Doc40's Online Funhouse think about all this...

WHO REMEMBERS MY LAI? WHO REMEMBERS VIETNAM? MrMR sent over this piece by Richard Goldstein from the NYT. "Hugh Thompson, an Army helic...

A vignette for Elvis

HAPPY ELVISMAS Elvis Presley would be 71 today except that he’s dead. Left is a drawing of Elvis by the 15 year-old Jimi Hendrix. (Courtesy ...

LINKS FOR THE WEEKEND THE BRITISH OPIUM WAR AGAINST THE USA For many years, we’ve been able to count on wingnut Lyndon Larouche ( http://en....

Much fine posting awaits, but it'll have to await awhile longer tomorrow because I'm obsessively playing Gimp Roulette. (see Thursda...

HEALTH NOTES (Don’t Laugh) Your uncle Pete Townshend is worried about all you iPod cats with phones in your ears winding up deaf as posts. I...

LA CITYBEAT I was planing only to post a quick link to my scarey cover story in the new LA CityBeat... http://lacitybeat.com/article.php?id=...

GREED NEVER SLEEPS I have nothing to say about what still goes on in the US mining industry that Woody didn’t say a whole lot better sixty y...

ROLL UP, ROLL UP, THE REPUBLICAN APOCALYPSE IS NEAR! The post-Solstice miasma that seemed to grip the entire planet this merry morn was cons...

IT'S THE YEAR OF THE DOG IN JAPAN The secret word is Woof!

2006 OKAY? Keep watching the skies Keep watching the assholes (you know the ones) And may it be totally splendid for all of us.

I’M SO HAPPY THAT THE WHITE HOUSE IS HELPING POOR ANNA NICOLE GET HER MONEY AND THAT THE PRESIDENT REALIZES THAT EVEN BLIMP-SKANKS DESERVE T...

TROLLS FROM NOWHERE NEAR THE SHORT FOREST My spybots inform me that, all through Xmas, hundreds of right wing trolls have been silently marc...

HAPPY BOXING DAY, YOU PAGANS One of the better inventions of the British Empire (better even than the cunning use of flags – thank you, Eddi...

GAMES UNDER TREE ON XMAS MORN (Sounds like a track on Syd Barrett's Christmas Album .) Animated humbug (courtesy of HarleyC1) http://www...

Merry Christmas, friends, neighbours, and comrades.

IT’S FESTIVUS! When I posted the Cryptique Christmas Cavalcade, I hadn’t realized that today was also Festivus. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

Yes, brothers and sisters, it’s the... CRYPTIQUE ALL-STAR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Heap food on your family! Without spilling a drop. Santa gonna b...

WITH WHAT WE HAVE TO CONTEND Maybe Ann Coulter should simply be put to sleep. Between the cigarettes and bulimia, she can’t be a happy girl....

DECK THE HALLS – 'TIS THE SEASON FOR IMPEACHIN' My TV has used the word "impeachment" at least five times today. Now would...

********************************* !!!! THE CRYPTIQUE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL IS VERY NEAR !!! *********************************

XMAS WEIRD PART II But where shall we start? The report sent by some girl on rampaging Santas in New Zealand? http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/200...

On second thoughts, however, this Elvis Jr is maybe not so weird. He does have an online gift shop. (And I actually kinda like the fascist-l...

SON OF ELVIS Yes, my friends, it’s time for the Xmas weird. I found this in a moment of net wandering, and, as weird, it can hardly be beat....

MESSING WITH THE PRESS This week, in LA CityBeat , I add my eleven cents to the discussion of the propaganda war as conducted by the Bush Wh...

CRYPTIQUE -- Don't send a hillbilly for champagne

SOMETIMES ONLY A MARTINI WILL MAKE IT Who remembers Judge Robert Bork? He was a right wing absolutist who was kept off the Supreme Court bac...

TOOKIE WILLIAMS -- RIP

In California, to all human disgust, this depressing fucking gangsta execution grinds on. (And will the hood riot?) While, in New York, acto...

IF YOU LOVED PENGUIN WHACKING YOU’RE GOING TO LIKE THIS (OR VICE VERSA)... The longer you shake it, the more they scream. (sent by Rumor) ht...

RICHARD PRYOR -- RIP

OKAY YOU CYBER-PAGANS, GET FESTIVE WID IT... IT’S PENGUIN WHACKING TIME AGAIN! This link has been posted before, but since Lazzafairy remind...

BUT AFTER ALL OF YESTERDAY’S GLOOM AND DOOM (SEX)... Here’s more than you ever needed to know about Jenna... (With pictures) http://www.jenn...

OKAY, IT’S ALL OVER The ever watchful Kaymo sends over the following. The first real bad news comes from London and The Guardian ... " ...

RUNNING OUT OF ROAD I had a whole bunch of stuff that I was going to post tonight – including the latest move by The Inuit Circumpolar Confe...

EXPLAIN THIS ONE, DOROTHY! For the last couple of days, I’ve been coughing like Doc Holiday and feeling lousy. Flu? Cold? Stress? Who the he...

GEORGE BEST For those who know, Miss Templeton has a moving blog on George Best's funeral. (You have to scroll down a couple of items.) ...

THE GREAT ESCAPE Our pal, MrMR points out to me that Al Qaeda is as busy escaping from Afghan jails as Brit POWs were from Germany Stalags i...

THIS BLOG FOR SALE I heard yesterday that Gawker Media, the corporate blog bundle that owns, among others, Disclaimer, Fleshbot and Wonkette...

I just saw a Che Guevara emoticom happy face on some teen message board. I think I'll quietly put myself in a home.

MODERN LOVE As David Bowie once remarked – " God and man - no confessions/God and man - no religion/God and man - don't believe in ...

AND WE EVEN HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE PANDA CAM Try clicking this and, if your media player plays ball, you get another view of Butterstick. (But ...

THE PANDA CAME IS BACK! http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html

THIS TROLL FOR HIRE Sometimes, as the bills roll in, I reflect bitterly on how fascism is so much better paid than fighting the Good Fight f...

DAMN IT TO HELL! THE PANDA CAM IS DOWN!

A MISSION FROM GOD (HE AIN’T DRINKING, HE GOT RELIGION) According to Seymour Hersh, writing in the New Yor ker, the President now believes t...

SHALL WE GO FOR A THOUSAND? The ancient and highly cranky comments board – right over on the right there – has now made it to 800 comments. ...

LA TIMES Today I have an oped piece in The Los Angeles Times . In contrast to the morose posting below, it suggests that maybe we’re actuall...

ON THE SUNDAY AFTER THANKSGIVING (EAT THE RICH, YUM) I keep telling myself I watch too much TV, and especially TV with commercials, and esp...

MORE ON LITTLE TONY Phil Franks sends the following from his extensive archive... http://www.ibiblio.org/mal/MO/philm/friends/littlet.html

EXTRA! EXTRA! WILD TURKEYS THREATEN YOSEMITE! (So we needn’t feel so bad about eating the bastards) http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me...

GOBBLE FUCKING GOBBLE I learned a lot today. As in... South Caroline is the #1 turkey producing state in the nation. (But, unfortunately, th...

LINK WRAY -- RIP (Nobody told me)

AND ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF DEALEY PLAZA... http://www.wonkette.com/politics/conspiracy-theories/index.php

SCENES FROM IDIOT AMERICA No comments, just read ’em and weep... "The godfather of the Dominionists is D. James Kennedy, the most influ...

THE MORE TIME PASSES, THE MORE OF A BILL CLINTON FAN I BECOME And happy to see that he is finally climbing down off the fence on Iraq. http:...

Damn it, but that panda can sleep!

BEWARE! THE PANDACAM IS ADDICTIVE!

FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS, WHATEVER ELSE YOU DO, YOU GOTTA WATCH THE PANDA CAM! http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html The secret word...

SINGULARITY So it’s Thursday in what is proving to be a long and anxious week, with the Santa Annas blowing out from the canyons, where pach...

BILL O’REILLY has started an enemies list and I sooooo want to be on it! http://thinkprogress.org/2005/11/14/oreilly-mccarthyism/

WHILE SONY MURDERS YOUR COMPUTER... http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/computing/20051115-1407-sony-copyprotection.html (Class action suit?)

ANYONE FANCY A HEINEKEN COMMERCIAL? http://www.ps260.com/editors/hein_dominatrix.html

GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING PLANET! Before the six disc DVD collection of the best of Oprah gets me! (That's true torture.)