THIS BLOG FOR SALE
I heard yesterday that Gawker Media, the corporate blog bundle that owns, among others, Disclaimer, Fleshbot and Wonkette was bought by the New York Times for $32 million. My first reaction was thirty two fucking million? Are they out of their New York minds? How the hell does anyone expect to earn back $32 million from blog advertising? My second though was what the fuck? If blogs are the new dotcom, let’s get in on it. Anyone want snap up Doc40? To you, just $1.5 mill, complete with sex machine links, secret words, and fucking cheap at the price. Call me, okay?

The secret word is Avarice

FORGET ROSEMARY
After reading how Katie Holmes was tossed out of a movie theatre because she wouldn’t turn off some buzzing device that was supposed to do something to improve her baby, and then how she and Tom Cruise bought their own sonogram machine so they could keep looking at the damned fetus, a very disturbing idea crossed my mind. Could it be that they are actually breeding Scientology’s own Antichrist, the ultimate foe of the Nazareen, and future Evil Dictator of the Six Planets? Maybe the sperm responsible was really that of L. Ron Hubbard, decanted from cryo-preservation.
So where is Victor Renquist now that we need him?

The secret number is 666