ROLL UP, ROLL UP, THE REPUBLICAN APOCALYPSE IS NEAR!
The post-Solstice miasma that seemed to grip the entire planet this merry morn was considerably brightened by the news that key Washington lobbyist and GOP influence peddler Jack Abramoff has cut a plea deal and is poised to plead guilty to charges of tax evasion, fraud and corruption, and is presumably rolling over on all his Republican chums and the whole stinking and gangrenous house of cards will collapse of its own corruption. (Well, I can hope.) For more of the gory details and particularly the role of one Emily Miller in all this, another outta-control right-wing fuhrette, try Wonkette...
http://www.wonkette.com/politics/abramoffukkah/index.php#bang-the-manicurist-slowly-146280

The secret word is Glee