OKAY YOU CYBER-PAGANS, GET FESTIVE WID IT...

IT’S PENGUIN WHACKING TIME AGAIN!
This link has been posted before, but since Lazzafairy reminded of it, and it is also so disturbingly funny, I can’t resist doing it again. Ambiguous as Doc40 is about Yule and Solstice traditions, maybe it will become one. (Click once to load a penguin, click again to whack.)
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

BRAND NEW PANDA CAM!
After all the fun we’ve had watching Butterstick, the San Diego Zoo weighs in with a brand new cam of their own that features multiple non-bears.
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/zoo/ex_panda_station.html

But if your still loyal to Butterstick, here’s the link yet again...
http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html

NEVER...
Play cards with a man called Doc
Eat at a place called Mom’s
Sleep with a woman called April Dawn...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/08/AR2005120802156.html

OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THE JAPANESE
Who are beset by giant jellyfish that are real and not some coming-home-to-roost product of Toho Pictures.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1910322,00.html

MEANWHILE MIKE WALLACE HAD A QUESTION FOR GEORGE BUSH
Talking with the Boston Globe about his new book, Mike Wallace of 60 Minutes fame offered a question he'd like to ask President Bush. "What in the world prepared you to be the commander in chief of the largest superpower in the world? … You apparently were incurious. You didn't want to travel. You knew very little about the military. … Do you think that has anything to do with the fact that the country is so [bleeped] up?"

ALTHOUGH REVEALED AS A STUNT
The video is stupidly funny...
http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/mailbox.asp

AND FINALLY VIRTUAL GIFT FROM DOC40 (MAYBE)
As far as I can tell, this site offers free downloads of a whole bunch of old Deviants recordings if you have the technology and the expertise to use it.
http://thepiratebay.org/details.php?id=3375718

CRYPTIQUE – You gonna see me coming in a big black Cadillac

The secret word is Slay