GOBBLE FUCKING GOBBLE
I learned a lot today. As in...

South Caroline is the #1 turkey producing state in the nation. (But, unfortunately, the toxicity in the birds is growing.)

Mark Morford is brilliant. This link was sent over by Munz, and just the fact that such a piece of writing ran in the San Francisco Chronicle, says a whole lot. Dare we hope Bush really is in the bunker? Really? Really? So when will they hand out the revolvers and cyanide caps?
http://www.commondreams.org/views05/1124-29.htm

In the middle of the obligatory patriotic Thanksgiving TV footage of poor fucking National Guard grunts eating turkey under orders to look happy, a shot of a company on patrol revealed that their uniforms were less than...(well)... uniform, and that identical Imperial Storm Trooper look has started deteriorating into individual improvisation like flack jackets and cut-off t-shirts. A Vietnam vet of my acquaintance told me to watch out for this, since it means, in a precise and basic way, that the noble cause is history, and that each unit is simply watching out for its own survival. The next stage is scrawling peace signs on the helmets with a Magic Marker.

I’m still watching the pandacam. (Today I actually caught him awake and wrestling with his mommy.)
http://animal.discovery.com/cams/pandavidr.html

It seems that Bob Dylan is currently including a Clash song in his live show.
http://screwlooseum.blogspot.com/2005/11/dylan-calling.html

I’m also wondering why so many of the Yuletide tunes backing TV commercials in this desperate holiday are being sung by Dean Martin.

LINKS
"THE CUTE GUY HELPED ME. I’M GOING TO FUCK HIM TONIGHT!" AND OTHER BON MOTS
Some girl sent over this piece of fun...
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Hipspinster blogs of rats and war
http://hipspinster.blogspot.com/

And Miss Templeton has the entire script of the Camp Chippewa First Halloween Pageant
http://horslipsmusic.blogspot.com/

But bad news also arrived...
LITTLE TONY – RIP

The secret word is Tryptophan