MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don’t press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
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WITHOUT COMMENT
"Bolivian presidential candidate Evo Morales of the Movement Toward Socialism
(MAS) party celebrates during a news conference inside the coca growers'
headquarters after exit polls gave him a victory with close to 50 percent of the
votes."

What else need be said?

THOSE DARN BUREAUCRATS
"Space tourists must be screened to ensure they are not terrorists, according to proposed regulations from the US Federal Aviation Administration."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4589072.stm

AND TALKING OF SPACE...
More sci-fi pulp covers than you ever dreamed of.
http://www.coverpop.com/visco.php

The secret word is Saucer