Happy Fourth of July to all our American comrades as they recall their revolution. Rockets, ribs, hamburgers sizzle on an open grill night and day, while Larry the Mattress King dresses up as George Washington in his TV commercials. The Empire has staggered through another year. And now Sarah Palin wants to be president. OMG
The secret word is Independence
The secret word is Independence
And, for some notes on independence, click here.
Today, the nation smells of sulfur & cheap gun-powder... Tomorrow, there'll be one hell of a mess.
ReplyDeleteThanks again to all our friends in Asia for all the party favors! No matter how broke we are we will always have money for crap like fireworks, cable tv, cigs and lottery tickets. America the beautyfull!
ReplyDeleteC'mon, does anybody really know what we're celebrating?
ReplyDeleteIt's time to stop being so independent, we gotta whole lot of neighbors to not piss off.
Rudolph
What asseholes we are!
ReplyDeleteCelebrating freedom from the English!?!
Times have changed over there, they ain't here.
They have National Health Care!
Freedom from the English, my ass... What language are we speaking?
ReplyDeleteWV = whomp
Phil the greek and Queenie Dragon are watching you...lol.
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