Hey... you never know, it might just take a while to warm up & go boom.
Meanwhile, at least there are more opportunities for many of us to inebriate ourselves, eat tasty things & hedonistically gratify the self in a variety of fashions.
They only switched the thing on today - the actual experiments don't start until next month. Nothing remotely dangerous will be happening today and therefore everyone's artificially enhanced fears will have been allayed.
I may be a jaded, cynical old dog, but the switch-on of the Large Hadron Collider looks to me like a load of hype frothed up by credulous hacks on a freebie junket to Switzerland. It's also cross-making when arch-bore Stephen Hawking is allowed to pontificate in public once more - especially, when as an EU resident, I'm indirectly paying for the darn thing (the LHC, not Mr Hawking).
Rant over - Faux' excuse for hedonistic gratification is good. I'll start by visiting the M&S on Great Marlborough Street for a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich.
There was no explosion, or rend in time and space, but for some reason my testicles are now the size of cantaloupes and are bright nagenta. Weird, huh?
Definitely mixed. A black hole could have been a trip. To where I have no idea, but a trip.
ReplyDeleteHey... you never know, it might just take a while to warm up & go boom.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, at least there are more opportunities for many of us to inebriate ourselves, eat tasty things & hedonistically gratify the self in a variety of fashions.
You have a point there, Faux. Let's wait and wonder.
ReplyDeleteThey only switched the thing on today - the actual experiments don't start until next month. Nothing remotely dangerous will be happening today and therefore everyone's artificially enhanced fears will have been allayed.
ReplyDeleteYou just think nothing happened because you are lost on Level 1 inebriating yourselves and hedonistically gratifying.
ReplyDeleteThe wend of the world is high.
Sorry
The end of the norld is why
The why of the world is the end.
Get it right in a minute
The end of the world is nigh.
The night.
That's it.
I may be a jaded, cynical old dog, but the switch-on of the Large Hadron Collider looks to me like a load of hype frothed up by credulous hacks on a freebie junket to Switzerland. It's also cross-making when arch-bore Stephen Hawking is allowed to pontificate in public once more - especially, when as an EU resident, I'm indirectly paying for the darn thing (the LHC, not Mr Hawking).
ReplyDeleteRant over - Faux' excuse for hedonistic gratification is good. I'll start by visiting the M&S on Great Marlborough Street for a tuna and sweetcorn sandwich.
There was no explosion, or rend in time and space, but for some reason my testicles are now the size of cantaloupes and are bright nagenta. Weird, huh?
ReplyDeleteOr Magenta...same/same.
ReplyDeleteYou fools! It did kill you all, it just recreated the entire universe while you were sleeping. Watch out for the new shit it added, suckers.
ReplyDeleteI am looking very carefully for anomalies.
ReplyDeleteI've just developed a mild headache, could it be linked?
ReplyDeleteHas to be.
ReplyDeleteThe rooms in my home are changing size.
ReplyDelete13 diversion!
ReplyDeleteIt was all prophesied in the word verification if you only knew how to read it.
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