Friday, July 11, 2008

PSYCHEDELIC TEEN REBEL SPIKES COPS BUT WILL PROBABLY GO TO JAIL FOREVER. (It’s Texas)



From the Fort Worth Star Telegram (with another pic the source of which I blanked out. See yesterday.)

"A Watauga teenager was arrested Tuesday after he delivered cookies laced with LSD to the Lake Worth police Department, officials said.
Christian Phillips, 18, of Watauga may have delivered drug-tainted cookies and candy to a dozen area police departments, based on a list he was carrying that named 25 departments with 12 of them checked off, police said.
Watauga police ate all the cookies taken to them.
A basket was delivered Monday to the Fort Worth Police Department’s downtown headquarters, and at least three officers, including a sergeant and a detective, ate some of the items, Fort Worth police said.
Fort Worth and Watauga police are investigating whether the food they received was drugged and whether any of the officers who ate it suffered adverse reactions, authorities said.
Investigators believe the teen may have started dropping off the baskets with candy and cookies about a week ago. The baskets included a logo indicating that they were from Mothers Against Drunk Driving, or MADD.
But Lake Worth police were ready for Phillips. MADD officials had called the Lake Worth department Tuesday morning after they learned that someone had been delivering the baskets to area police departments, claiming to be from that agency.
MADD officials said they had nothing to do with the baskets.
Phillips was arrested about 11 a.m. Tuesday at the Lake Worth police station when he attempted to drop off a basket of cookies and peppermint candy, saying they came from MADD.
Phillips remained in the Lake Worth Jail late Tuesday on suspicion of possession of a controlled substance."

The secret word is Getaway

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:33 AM

    That is one idiotic, reckless, AMZINGLY stupid kid. What the fuck was he thinking?!

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  2. Hey! I think you got that pic off me; in fact I know you did... Then again, I "borrowed" it from somebody else's site, in turn.

    AND, I posted a couple of tracks off the Deviants' "PTOOFF!" a while back, so what the fuck am I complaining about ?

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  3. P.S. The secret word is Giveaway.

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  4. Seven years of security theater, having to take your shoes off in airports, prevented from taking baby milk or medicines on a plane if the are in larger bottles than 3 ounces, being moved on for taking photos of tourist landmarks because it's suspicious behavior, having your email and phones monitored by ISPs and the results passed to government, suspension of habeas corpus and on and on and on.

    But in 2008 seven stations full of police munch their way through unwrapped cookies delivered to them by an unknown kid?

    I give in. I really do. Well, I actually gave in a long time ago.

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  5. Nothing makes it more clear that there isn't and hasn't been a real terrorist threat... the continual lack of concern by the government for all sorts of security lapses at ports, nuclear facilities, you name it, the disinterest in capturing bin Laden, on and on. We need him on the loose to hype up fear and all the airport restrictions are about control and getting the population used to it, and that's ALL it's about.

    If people don't get by now that 9/11 was a false flag op then fuck 'em. They deserve all the accoutrements of the police state that it ushered in.

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  6. Anonymous10:50 AM

    Oh man, I'm from the Fort Worth area originally, and I can't imagine a whole passel full o' armed, easily angered, dumbass redneck cops who are tripping their balls off.

    Scary, baby, scary.

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