As it came in, hot off the wire, to a stunned populace...
"Eyewitness reports claim that the initial bullet, tagging Rogers in the shoulder, came from a sniper perched atop or in one of the buildings adjacent to the Federal Courthouse. Several other shots were fired during the ensuing commotion -- hitting Rogers in the chest and stomach--but witnesses fleeing the scene, as well as the U.S. Marshals who were escorting Rogers, have stated there was only one sniper shot fired."
Massive and highly complex conspiracies theories and a movie by Oliver Stone are expected to follow.
The secret word is Bucky
CRYPTIQUE -- The ides of March came early this year.
The shooter was Lee Oswald, preserved in ice for 44 years by the Red Skull.
ReplyDeleteAfter he thawed himself out, Oswald acted alone
ReplyDeleteAnyone want to buy some film?
ReplyDeleteAnd I suppose the gunfire came from the Marvel Book Depository?
ReplyDeleteNow isn't that just totally fuckin' typical? Blame it on the woman.
ReplyDeleteWhen's the next plane to Mykonos?
Sharon
Woman? What fucking woman?
ReplyDeleteMe, Sharon Carter, sweetie. Certain sources I refuse to name like Wikipedia are already claiming that Redskull orchestrated the whole thing and I was hypnotized by Dr Faustus and shot Steve in the stomach. This is not true. It was all my idea. Couldn't stand that aging apology for American military imperialism one minute longer.
ReplyDeleteYou got any ships?
Sharon
So what do I do?
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